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jacob

You want to swim in the river; I want to dance in the summer.

About Me


I'm just the boy next door, a southern gentleman born and raised in Colorado. I just graduated in May 2006 and am a current student at Aims Community College here in Loveland. I like long walks on the beach (or really anywhere. I just like walking), and a good cigar on occasion. I suppose you could say that my friends are like family to me, but I won't because that is so cliche and barely scratches the surface. Jesus Christ is my Lord and savior and even though I screw up or loose hope every now and again, I can't deny that fact. I guess if there was one thing to be said about me it's that I'm a nice guy. Perhaps to a fault. I'm the kind of guy who owns real estate in the "friend zone" and right now that doesn't bother me, though I know that I'll eventually need to create an escape plan. I'm curtious and happen to be reasonably athletic, yet I'm not all that competative. I'm pretty humourous, but far from being the class clown. I'm very laid back and easy going. Some people mistake my quietness as shy, but I assure you that I am quite personable and fun. And I'm sure you know what they say about still waters...
ABOUT
Name: Jake, but some have called me JT 1000. You know, like the T1000 model...Terminator 2? Ask me later
Birthday: July First 1987, making my half birthday on New Year's Day
Birthplace: FC Colorado. Born and raised here.
Current Location: L-Town, Colorado
Eye Color: Root Beer Brown
Hair Color: I'm Blonde because I have more fun, or I have more fun because I;m blonde...or the two have no impact on each other
Height: Six foot one or two
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, sowthpaw is for dorks
Your Heritage: umm...some German, Spanish, Cherokee, what have you. Long story short, I'm white.
The Shoes You Wore Today: ...black ones?
Your Weakness: home cooked food, and not necessarily from my home. Also, Bullets... and a good Vermouth
Your Fears: Sometimes I fear that I'll wake up and realize that I haven't been living, but simply passing time
Your Perfect Pizza: This is a very open-ended question. Yes, I like them... pizzas that is.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To graduate and to see the next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I just started getting into the IM scene, and I have to say that I avoid "LOL" like the plague.
Thoughts First Waking Up: either, "Do I have to go to school today?" or "I have to piss like a race horse"
Your Best Physical Feature: The girls dig my boy next door charm...oh, physical feature? Do I have those? It would probably be my smile, or my large, perfectly chisled muscles.
Your Bedtime: Whenever the crap I feel like it...or when ever I'm told to.
Your Most Missed Memory: Can one miss a memory? I used to have some really good ones about being in Jamaica a few years ago and in Dallas last year, but I don't have them anymore. You're right, I do miss them.
Pepsi or Coke: Def Pepsi products, but that Coke Blak is hella great
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK all the way. You have to respect a corporation that makes a breakfast sandwich with over a thousand calories in it. Long live the Meat-normis Omlet Sandwich
Single or Group Dates: Group dates would probably be best. Who wants to go on a date by themselves.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: There's not really a differece to me. But I prefer it to be sweetend and raspberry
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate is greater on the whole and more versitile than vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino fo' sho'
Do you Smoke: I do occasionally. I would never smoke cigarettes or drugs of any sort, but I hve smoked cigars and I like pipes (tabaco ones) quite a bit.
Do you Swear: if you count heck... and hella or hells... and crap
Do you Sing: I stinking belt it... but only in the car or when my house is empty
Do you Shower Daily: umm....no. Should I?
Have you Been in Love: There once was a time when I thought I was, and a time when I thought I had been, but now I know that never have been
Do you want to go to College: I'm planning on it
Do you want to get Married: Abso-freakin'-lutely
Do you belive in yourself: same answer
Do you get Motion Sickness: I used to alot in cars then I started to get over that the more I rode on boats. Now I'm pretty good anywhere
Do you think you are Attractive: I play and joke around alot, but honestly I don't think I'm very far above average if any, but luckily, I'm not the one that has to make that call
Are you a Health Freak: No way, man. Commit to be fat, says I
Do you get along with your Parents: yea, but everyone has those days...
Do you like Thunderstorms: heck yea. Rain in general is the greatest, but I love thunder too.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the Air Guitar expertly, and I'm dabbeling in the Air Drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not to my recollection
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, the aforementioned pipe.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: even less of a chance than the last one
In the past month have you gone on a Date: [sigh] no...I'm lonely. Seriously though, I'm not in the market for a relationship beyond friends with anyone right now
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I love to shop, but I don't usually have money, so I have learned to love to look and wear
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, I have not eaten just ONE box of Oreos in the last month
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: I have indeed
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, that's the beauty of not being in a relationship. My heart doesn't ruitinely get torn out
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not unless you count the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no I haven't...that you are aware of
Ever been Drunk: not even tippsy
Ever been called a Tease: There is a good chance of that... actually, no I don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: I don't have to fight when they see the depth of these cuts. Even so, I'm a lover not a fighter. Unless you count having to fight off the squads of girls
Ever Shoplifted: probably, but I can't remember when it was and I think my mom made me return it
How do you want to Die: I hope death comes at the end of my life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult... but not really
What country would you most like to Visit: I have four: England, Italy, France, and Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: if I had to choose, I'd say brown... or blue... on the other hand, green is nice too.
Favourite Hair Color: I try not to fence myself in with favorites or types. If it looks good, it looks good. Nothing is great all the time. Not even food. Mmmm.... food
Short or Long Hair: Generally longer hair, but short is good too. Def no boy cuts though
Height: usually shorter than me, which is easy to obtain with my rugged over six foot frame
Weight: resonable for her height (i.e. not a cow)
Best Clothing Style: Style is style, and it is one's own. But please try and avoid super slutty or hardcore goth.
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: 86; yes I counted, their almost all legit (meaning not all copies) and that doesn't include the two special edition album DVDs I have
Number of Piercings: I don't have any, but when did this change from being abuot the girl?
Number of Tattoos: None of those either. I'm a clean slate
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret anything. While I can probably list three things that I've done wrong today, I don't regret any of them. I learn from them and it makes me stronger.
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My Interests

I love Ninjas, Golf, Ninjas Playin' Golf, God and my Youth Group, The Previous One Should Have Been Number One, Rockin' Out, Paintball, Movies of all sorts, Playin' Football in the Street or Some Field with Friends, Music (Oh so much), Playin' the Xbox, Shopping, Learning new things, Girls, Sticking it to the Man, Girls that Stick it to the Man, Having a Great Time, Hanging Out, and Being Cool:"How pretty are you?"

You are pretty!
Congrats! You are pretty, and you like to look pretty too. You are a clean, caring person with lots of freinds. You have a GREAT personality.
Your IQ Is 120
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Your Brain is 60.00% Female and 40.00% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?

I'd like to meet:

The Friends I Have Are the Raddest, But if You Find Yourself Not Already One of My Friends And You Think You're Cool Enough To Hang With This, Then Drop Me a Line And We'll Talk About It. I Am a Very Accepting Person And Will Usually Accept You Until You Give Me a Reason To Give You the Boot, but Please, Only Be My Friend if You're Gonna Talk to Me:"The ULTIMATE MySpace Quiz!"

Your A MySpace Genuine Friend!
Your a unfeigned person who likes to make friends and will give most people a chance as long as they don't seem too weird or bizarre! It's your down-to-earth qualities what makes you popular. Your confident in yourself not to go collecting friends for the sake of it, you'd rather have a network of friends you can get to know and have fun with! Well done...i like you!
If you were an asteroid, which country would you hit?
Mongolia.
Don't worry, you didn't destroy anything important.

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Which college owns football?

Michigan
You are a Michigan Wolverine!


You Failed the US Citizenship Test
Oops, you only got 4 out of 10 right! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test? I adopted a cute lil' Ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Then I adopted a cute lil' Batman fetus to keep the cute lil Ninja fetus happy. But, one word to the wise. If you adopt an Emo fetus, make sure you keep an eye on it. He tries to cut himself from time to time

Music:


You Are an Emo Rocker!
Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing.
That doesn't mean you don't rock out...
You just rock out with meaning.
For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding. What Kind of Rocker Are You?

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Movies:

"Which famous movie kiss are you?"

Breakfast At Tiffany's
You are the Breakfast At Tiffany's kiss!THESE ARE THE MOVIES I OWN:
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Television:

I like to watch Reno 911, Blind Date (so funny), The Apprentice, Lost, 24, The Colbert Report, Walker Texas Ranger, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Anything Homestar Runner even though it's on the internet (we'll pretend that it counts), Mystery Science Theatre 3000, What Not to Wear and While You Were Out on TLC, but I try to balance all that metrosexuality by watching Boxing, UFC, or some manly violent sport, I also love watching Michigan Wolverine Football:"Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?"

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times. Take the quiz:
Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

Blue Ranger
You are the Blue Ranger, you are Billy. Your weapon is the power lance. You aren't the strongest, but when someone needs defending you always step in. You are a bit of a dork, but some how end up with all the chicks. You are the Triceratops and the Wolf.
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What SNL character are you?

Chris Farely
You are Chris Farely, you are the funniest man in all of showbis, but sadly you are dead R.I.P.
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Books:

I actually can't read. Plus my parents say books are only good for burning. But I do listen to alot of music. Here is a great up and coming band:

Heroes:

J (esus) C (hrist), Batman, Tupac Shakur, and Bruce Lee

My Blog

The Invisible

So today I was driving home and because it was raining outside, and because I had the heat on inside, the windows began to fog up a bit.  Less so in the front (thankfully) but the back windows&nb...
Posted by jacob on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

Faithful

Faithful by Common featuring Bilal and John Legend: [Verse 1]I was rollin' around, in my mind it occurredWhat if God was a her?Would I treat her the same? Would I still be runnin' game on her?In what ...
Posted by jacob on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

Thanks, but not thanks

This is something that I put together for my graduation.  I just found it on my computer, and I thought that I'd throw it out into cyberspace.  You're welcome cyberspace.   Thanks To: T...
Posted by jacob on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

The Sun Whose Rays Are All Ablaze

The sun, whose raysAre all ablaze With ever-living glory,Does not denyHis majesty He scorns to tell a story!He don't exclaim,"I blush for shame,So kindly be indulgent."But, fierce and bold,In fiery g...
Posted by jacob on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:05:00 PST

Before and after... or is it!?!

What I'm about to divulge to you could be one of the greatest unmaskings since Watergate.  We have all seen those weight loss commercials that have a side by side view of someone who is fat marke...
Posted by jacob on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

Driving Ms. Me

At first, I didn't think this was worth sharing, but I've come to realize that it has nearly changed my month, if not life.  So the other day I was driving home from class (which only lasted like...
Posted by jacob on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:52:00 PST

For those that don't know the story.

The Story: TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS by Jamie TworkowskiPedro the Lion is loud in the speakers, and the city waits just outside our open windows. She sits and sings, legs crossed in the passenger seat...
Posted by jacob on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

Wait, what's the first rule of Fight Club again?

"Man, I've seen in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived.  I see all this potential.  And I see it sqandered.  Dammit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting ta...
Posted by jacob on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:07:00 PST

MJ In a New Light.

I recently realized that Michael Jackson (AKA The Baby Dangler) is quite possibly the greatest voice of racial tollerance in recent history and I don't think he gets the recognition he deserves. ...
Posted by jacob on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:33:00 PST

Grammar Nazis, your time has come and gone

Before I say anything, it may be important for you to know that I'm planning on being an English composition major and stories, words, and people fascinate me.  Keep that in mind as I lay before ...
Posted by jacob on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:17:00 PST