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Mikey!

sheriffmike

About Me

Twenty-two years old. Black Jack prostitute. Owner of a 2005 Dodge Ram quad cab. College graduate with an AS degree. Like guns. Like booze. Love Mandi. Hate internet. Need more hours in the day and night. Not an adventurous eater. Need tv to live. Like meat. Not a very active MySpacer. Redneck rock star. Fear me.



Michael. You're most like the ArchAngel of
Defense. You like to hit things, and you like
naked people, preferably cute naked people. A
real down-to-earth angel who likes frogs and is
easily distracted by bright, shiny things.

How to make a Michael
Ingredients:
1 part pride
1 part arrogance
1 part energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've already found the person I want to meet... and she isn't a nut job!

Movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas

Heroes:

I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Blog

Celebrity Look Alikes

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Posted by Mikey! on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

SEX!!!!

Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules:Answer this for the person who posted this.1. Would you have sex with me?Answer:2. What positions would u wan...
Posted by Mikey! on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:30:00 PST

argg

my stupid computer isn't working...
Posted by Mikey! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:05:00 PST

i don't know

i don't know what i'm doing... i don't know what the point in going to school is if you don't know where to take it... i don't know where to take it... i don't know why life has to be so fucking diffi...
Posted by Mikey! on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:34:00 PST

SFSD!!

Stupid fucking sheriff department...
Posted by Mikey! on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:44:00 PST

The murderer got what he got!!!

Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'. The cyanide hung by the chamber with care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be the...
Posted by Mikey! on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:28:00 PST

GUITAR

I love my baby, i love my baby, i love my baby yes i do!!! She bought me guitar... for christmas... i love my you my baby.
Posted by Mikey! on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 04:14:00 PST

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Posted by Mikey! on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 03:32:00 PST

another wonderful day

Today was freakin great. I went and got mandi around 12, we ate some tacos for lunch/breakfast. then after awhile we went to go see corpse bride, i liked it... mandi thought the ending was depressing....
Posted by Mikey! on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 01:25:00 PST

20... only once right??

well, my birthday was alright... mandi took me to the zoo, got me a couple of shirts... my brother got me a beer mug and a shot glass... shannon's gonna get me a bottle of ultimat... kamala is gonna g...
Posted by Mikey! on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 10:31:00 PST