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Chris The Ref

Not just anyone can look this good in stripes

About Me


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I'm not just a professional wrestling referee, or wrestler in training. I'm not just the king of the hiptoss, but if anyone wants to dub me as such, give'er. I'm not just a pretty face, although I do enjoy the compliments. I'm not just the guy your mother warned you about, although to quote the coach from Waterboy: "What mommas don't know don't hurt them." If you want to know just who and what I am, well... so do I. If you figure it out, let me know.
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Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 60%
Envy: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: May 6
Birthplace: Peterborough General
Current Location: The Greater Port Hope Area
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8 in a pair of decent shoes.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right for the most part
Your Heritage: Scottish/German/British(with possibile chances of Irish and Welsh)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Workboots, black Sugi's
Your Weakness: Kryptonite. And pretty girls. Mostly just the pretty girls though.
Your Fears: Failure. And getting hit hard in the crotch.
Your Perfect Pizza: As many kinds of meat as you can fit on it, and onions and green pepper. And lots o' freakin cheese!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Banging your mom. Unless my brother is reading this.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: Crap, what was her name again?
Your Best Physical Feature: The one I get the most compliments on is my eyes, although my ass is dynamite.
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: I have no idea.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. But the kind you drink, not the other one.
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacD's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Frequently
Do you Sing: More than someone with my lack of talent should.
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Good question. I thought I was at the time, but I'm not as sure now.
Do you want to go to College: Meh. I'm gonna, but I haven't decided if I want to yet.
Do you want to get Married: Who's asking?
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on how much I've had to drink.
Are you a Health Freak: Not so much, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: Not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Couple times
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing illegal
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope, but the month ain't over yet
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I could plow through one of those chocolate and peanut butter ones with ease.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, but I'd like to try it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: In a way.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, yes I have.
Ever been called a Tease: I think so, but I'm not sure.
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Si
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory. Yes, that's a Bon Jovi reference.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'd have to want to grow up first, wouldn't I?
What country would you most like to Visit: Too many on the list to pick just one.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Good question. I'm not sure.
Favourite Hair Color: Something dark.
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the girl.
Height: Anything above midget status
Weight: Something healthy
Best Clothing Style: One that shows off their best physical assets.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Legal? Lots. Illegal? None.
Number of CDs I own: A bunch.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If I answered that, I'd be getting way too philosophical. We'd be here all night.
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My Interests

Professional wrestling. Sports. Punk music. Rock music. Bagpipes. Movies. Books. Working out. Women. Not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

People. If that sounds a little vague, then sorry. I'm up for meeting anyone. So if you want someone to talk to, let me know.

Music:

Dropkick Murphys. Metallica. AC/DC. The Ramones. The Clash. Bagpipes. Classic rock. Punk rock.

Movies:

Comedy and action rock. Some horror, as long as it's either legit suspenseful, or so bad it's hilarious. Chick flicks? Only if I'm watching with a chick.

Television:

Wrestling! That 70's Show, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy... uh, did I mention wrestling?

Books:

Anything by William Shakespeare, Aldous Huxley, Steven King, or Dean Koontz. Some personal favourites include The Island, Brave New World, Literature and Science, Romeo & Juliet (yeah, I know what you're thinking, but there's a lot of violence too!), Hamlet, The Shining, Seize The Night.

Heroes:

Bret and Owen Hart (if you're Canadian and you like wrestling, they had better be on your list!). Shawn Michaels. Chris Benoit. Chris Jericho.... and Ash. There, I said it. Hate on, bitches! Ha!

My Blog

Win Free Shit... With Chris The Ref!

Alright, here's the deal. I'm not running a contest or anything, but I found one that might interest some people. I was reading my leasticoulddo.com comic for the day, and  I saw this little thin...
Posted by Chris The Ref on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

My Other Blog

Hey. If you wanna read my real online journal, it's www.livejournal.com/users/chrismurray. Have fun.
Posted by Chris The Ref on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST