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Kai

Like a jedi knight, kickin' it on the darkside!

About Me

I like fighting ninjas, samurai, luchadores, nazis, cowboys and indians!!! I fight injustice, food poisoning, politics, infomercials and dolphin eaters! I am known to the earthling world as Kobra Kai but my fellow intergalactic wushu warriors call me Kobra Steve!!! I was trained by Jedi Master Yoda's Mexican nephew, Rob Fuego! (Rob Fuego was stranded on an island when he was only 356 years young... Fuego honed his lucha jedi skills against aggressive giant sea turtles and tropical ardvarks... Once rescued from his island prison Fuego passed on his fighting skills to Kobra Steve so his lucha jedi legacy would live on forever!) Kobra Steve is 6ft 2"... 212 pounds of twisted sashimi and sexy maki, he is the rascal ninja KKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOBBBRRRAAA KKKAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!www.SquaredCircleTraining.com www.BloodSweatAndEars.com

My Interests

Long walks on the beach, full contact Yazti, fighting ninjas and old people, animal grooming, learning interesting facts about interesting stuff... stuff is good.www.SquaredCircleTraining.com www.BloodSweatAndEars.com

I'd like to meet:

Akeem the African Dream, El Samurai, The Riddler, the Penquin, The Joker, Catwoman, Rhino (not the wrestler, the super villain that hates Spiderman), Pee Wee Herman, Webster, Magnificient Moolah, May Young, Annie Oakley, Yogi Bear, Big Crazy Rita (The girl brave enough to marry Rob Fuego), Ken Shamrock, Beetle Juice (the black midget from Howard Stern OR the Tim Burton character, it doesn't matter), Charro, Sonny Chiba, my hero SiNN and any half decent chicks that are willing to put out!!! And ninjas too ... And most importantly, LC from Laguna beach. Seriously.www.SquaredCircleTraining.com www.BloodSweatAndEars.com

Music:

Blood Hound Gang, 311, Donnie and Marie Ozmond, Davie Jones (screw the rest of the damn Monkeys!!!) Anything by negros (rap, hip hop, jazz, blues etc...), acid polka and scary noises... Metallica can do no wrong and I'm on a good Quarashi kick right now too. Jack johnson when I need one more reason to hang myself.

Movies:

Anchorman, Snow White, Snow White Does Dallas, Best of BSE, Team America, Beyond the Mat and Fight Club... Yeah, totally Fight Club.

Television:

Anything with Cybil Shepard or Richard Simmons or Big Bird!!! WWE stuff, TNA too, Iron Chef, anything cartoon (Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Harvey Birdman so on and so on) And totally Laguna Beach-- LC is tremendous.

Books:

Steve Kai has read every book in existence because he a lot of spare time.

Heroes:

James Hetfeild, Malcom X, Elvis Presley, Lisa marie Presley, Cindy Lauper (for her mainstream contributions to the pro wrestling industry) and Gary Coleman (who proved short people can have tempers worth giggling about) and Walt Disney's frozen head.www.SquaredCircleTraining.com www.BloodSweatAndEars.com

My Blog

Me: doin' you wrong.

Yeah, so what are you going to do about it? ... That's what I thought.
Posted by Kai on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST

New pics up

Hey everyone-- I threw a few pics up on my profile dealy, so check 'em out and post some thoughts. I'll send up some more when I can (but there never seems to be any of me for some reason..? I work in...
Posted by Kai on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST

The Rules of Kobra Steve

Kobra Steve is now offiacially open for business... The business of making friends on my space baby!!!... Here are my rules you must adhere to to be my friend: You must be hot (no ugly people, esepeci...
Posted by Kai on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST