George Lucas and shake his cock... Stan Lee and let him impregnate me... Yuen Wu Ping so that I can splice his DNA into my own... the ghost of Albert Einstein to test his math skills... Natalie Portman so that I may convert to Judaism... Natalie Portman so that I may impregnate her and have her feel guilty enough to keep the kid and stick with me despite what her hollywood friends would say... Sanaa Lathan so that I can cheat on Natalie Portman with...
Beatles, Bouncing Souls, Dropkick Murphys, Cake, Frank Sinatra, the Bodies, Rise Against, NOFX, Violent Femmes, Beastie Boys, Black Eyed Peas, Outkast, Dead Kennedys...
Anything Stanley Kubrick, anything David Fincher, Anything Brian Singer, Hitchcock, anything Charlie Chaplin, Star Wars- yes, all of them...
The Boondocks, Battlestar Galactica, Big Love, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Venture Brothers, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, anything Tartakovsky, Reno 911!, Chappelle Show, Da Ali G Show, Smallville, Sopranos, Carnivale, Curb Your Enthusiasm, NFL on Fox, Adult Swim, South Park, Futurama, Gummi Bears, G.I. Joe...
Anything Neil Gaiman, Anthony Burgess, J.R.R. Tolkien, anything Stan Lee, anything J. Michael Strazynski, anything Brian Michael Bendis...
The man who accidentally hits Dubya with his car... Thomas Jefferson for writing the Declaration of Independence... Andrew Jackson for whipping the British's ass in 1812... Dr. Jeffrey Wigand for having the courage to stand up to Big Tobacco... Shugart and Gordon for dying to save their comrades and receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor post-humously... Rosa Parks for not giving up her seat... and Spider-Man for keeping the streets safer...