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Kurticus Maximus

I'm tired of this crap!

About Me

I have big pores. If you do not use your directional when changing lanes, i will kill you. I enjoy polo shirts, trees with maximum climbing capability, and fruit smoothies. If you match at least two out of three, send me a message, we'll bond for like... two minutes.

My Interests

As though you are interested.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

whoever. just be nice.

Music:

Nature Footage: The Mus

Movies:

**Coming Soon**

Television:

I'm trapped in the Lost circle of death! And the Vortex of Heroes is slowly sucking me in. E! The Soup! YEAH!

Books:

Has reading ever really brought anyone together? Reading is a singular activity. Except for public readings, and poetry recitals etc. But dammit, you need alot of bottled waters.

Heroes:

I have never had a hero. I have people i admire. But not to the point of idolizing. Therefore, due to the inaccurate title of this box, i cannot do any name dropping here. It would be wrong.

My Blog

Ow my tooth

IT FUCKING HURTS!
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

Cocktails and Virgin Olive Oil

Corin and I stopped at CVS to buy some condoms.cuz it's important to use protection kids!!i make my way to the aisle of sexual splendor.and there's a young girl with ample cleavage perusing the latex ...
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST

Scavenging Powerhouse

i was driving home from school today.And as i was coming down whatever particular road i happened to be on that moment, i noticed a crow walking from the edge of the road towards the middle.  Obv...
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST

Pigment deficient comedy

Saw Jim Gaffigan at Northfork Theater in Westbury.  At the Meet and Greet my friends and i had notepads for autographs. Jim said we looked like a bunch of reporters.  I told him i didn't pre...
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

Cookin and Laughin

Rachel RayThe Joker, ala Nicholsoni have no idea what i'm doing here.  some sort of cheek bone link or something....
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST

separated at birth and sent through a time portal

Nick Stahl.. and Alexander Siddig, aka Siddig El Fadil The answer to bringing the US and the Middle East together. (even though Siddig is a british sudanese)...
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

No new is still bad news.

Interesting Article.  Whether you support abortion or not, whether you support terrorism or not.  Hold your opinions til the end.  Thank you.The terrorists who aren't in the news An...
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST

Celebration Lost

Today is Presidents Day.  A day to honor the memory of leaders gone.  At the same time i am working today.  And i have to ask myself why?  Why is my company obliged to open on a ho...
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:37:00 PST

The beginning of the End, right after breakfast.

Had an early morning thought today, concerning the fall of Rome and the current doings of the US in todays world.  But since i'm brain dead and tired, i searched for other people's thoughts and f...
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:27:00 PST

taste the psychedelic rainbow

There's an unspoken rule at work.... If you have any snacks, you better fucking share! So I saw today that my coworker had some Skittles on hand. So i said (as was my right) "Bitch, give me a handful...
Posted by Kurticus Maximus on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 06:18:00 PST