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Gonzo

In your face Gorgak!

About Me


It's really impossible to get to know me through this little box of text. If you want to get to know me, get a hold of me. Get to know me the old fashioned way.
In a nutshell, I'm very easy-going. Intelligent. Inquisitive. Curious. Empathetic. Generous. Energetic. Playful. I love music. I love beer. I love listening to music while drinking beer. I have a goofy sense of humor. I love bad jokes. I value friendships and relationships substantially. I love pool. I love games. I'm fascinated easily. I love water. I love crunchy cheetos. I explain things well. I've been called a silver-tongued wordsmith often. Get me going and I'll talk your ear off about any given subject, or pick your brains to learn more.
Check Facebook for an especially long profile. I get a lot of complaints/jokes about it because it's so damn long. I'm quite proud of it. But not really. And no, I did not write it in one sitting.
I am The Flash The Flash 90% Iron Man 75% Spider-Man 75% Robin 65% Superman 65% Green Lantern 60% Hulk 60% Wonder Woman 55% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 50% Batman 30% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
"Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Interests

Really way too many to list.. I'm such a multi-faceted individual that I can't begin to explain or list my interests, but I'll try. Here's the rundown.

Women, music, sociability, entertainment, reading, technology, games, activity, Nintendo, psychology, art, literature, business, theology, theoretical physics, game theory, life..

I'd like to meet:


My muse...

Your mother.

Anyone and everyone with something to say.

Optimus Prime. That'd be sweet. The oldschool one from the 80's, not the new bullshit one.

And maybe Kitt from Knight Rider.

Music:

LOUD.

I love it all. If you want your head to explode, check out my music collection.

Those of you that know me know that I can not answer this question. I could write a novel about it.

Movies:

My friends call me Blockbuster.

..

Television:

Jeopardy, Simpsons, The Office, Family Guy, ATHF, Heroes, LOST, House, Invasion, Sopranos, Entourage, Hustle, Sports.. I'm not a big TV person, but pretty much any trivia that lets me yell the answers at the TV, anything on AMC/History/Discovery channel, and anything animated that's original (or from the 70s/80s). Pretty much anything that I deem good enough to record on my HTPC. I know you've all seen me in the TiVo commercial. I'm hooked.

But I'm still not a big TV person.

Books:

I like good stories.

Same as music. Not even going to try to fill this one out.

Heroes:

Honestly, I don't really have any heroes, as upsetting as that may be. I'd kill to be Spiderman though.

And Optimus Prime.

My Blog

Uncannily accurate

These things are always neat:Birthday CalculatorSome bits from mine:Life Path 1The Life Path 1 suggests that you entered this plane with skills allowing you to become a leader type rather easily. Your...
Posted by Gonzo on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

Moving...

...to 23rd & Burnside (west side, right by Washington Park) on tomorrow.Sweet little place.  Studio, next to Washington Park, across from 23rd, four blocks from PGE Park.  Beer, baseball...
Posted by Gonzo on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

Good stuff.

From some blog...----- ----- -----My boss, Brad, bought his daughter a plastic railway set for Christmas. He brought the box in for us to look at; it provided amusement for the entire lunch. (For comp...
Posted by Gonzo on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

Difference between men and women

It's funny cause it's true! How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you se...
Posted by Gonzo on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:54:00 PST

Good thing I was out getting faced with strangers and good friends.

The top 11 things geeks did on New Year's Eve:11. Kissed their WoW avatar at midnight. 10. Watched the BIOS date change years. 9. Hoped for a Y2K+7 bug. 8. Too busy playing nethack to notice. ...
Posted by Gonzo on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:30:00 PST

Merry [insert holiday of choice here]!

Happy Holidays to all!After raging Saturday, then spending most of Sunday driving, getting hardly any sleep due to my little brother being overly excited about the gift I got him (wind-up car track se...
Posted by Gonzo on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

I nearly shit myself this morning

After viewing this trailer.Click it.  Watch it.  Love it....
Posted by Gonzo on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST

Fucking Wiitarded

Some of you may have heard about the supposed "Nintendo Recall" (which wasn't a recall at all), or stories about Wii remotes magically flying out of people's hands and breaking stuff and/or people.So ...
Posted by Gonzo on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST

How to bathe a cat

First Method 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the ...
Posted by Gonzo on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

Manhattan

NY is the balls.
Posted by Gonzo on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST