Jess (K))

true story, as drawn by mah bb, wisha .

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Me
o. Middle name: Lynn
o. Describe what the city/town you live in is like: Oh, god. There's nothing to do, it's slowly becoming nothing but a stretch of townhouses and McDonald's, and the school system is wacked.
o. Obsessions: music, Canadians, New Zealand, Snapple, certain movies, curly-haired Irish women
o. Last movie saw in theaters: Knocked Up
o. Favorite meal of the day (breakfast, lunch, or dinner?): Lunch! You can have breakfast and call it brunch, or have dinner and call it supper.
o. If you could speak any other foreign language, which would it be? Russian.
o. Craziest thing you have ever done: o_o I...really don't know. It depends on your own personal definition of "crazy."
o. Current best friend: The Beanbag, Kazuho, Angel[in]a, Bri, and Alessandra
o. Dream career: Does it have to be real? Professional internet forum Role Player :P
o. Where you see yourself in ten years: Realistically? Working three jobs just trying to get by, including working in a school system that I loathe... and probably enjoying the whole experience.
o. How you would choose to die if you were able to: Sacrificing myself for the sake of a young stranger. Young, because they have their whole life ahead of them. Stranger, so they're not burdened with the guilt of "My loved one died to save my pathetic life"
o. Worst way to die: Pointlessly, knowing that you've never done anything to benefit anyone else and that your death will go unnoticed by all that are not immediate family. Or being burned alive, that has to suck.
o. What do you believe happens after death?: I don't know, and frankly, I don't think about it. Why focus on the afterlife when my life hasn't even really begun?
o. Cutest male or female celebrity: Anneliese Van Der Pol (This is subject to change at any time. Probably the second I finish this, I'll want to change this part.)
o. Movie that made you cry the most: Moulin Rouge
o. Scariest movie you have ever seen: The Exorcist, because I watched it when I was like 9.
o. Do you own a cellphone?: I do and I no longer hate it! :D
o. Longest phone conversation you have ever had: 11pm - 6:30am
o. Current pet(s): Apollo, who owns your mom
o. Worst fear(s): Sexual abuse, being completely alone, and sharks. Ahhh sharks. :(
o. Dream vacation: On an Olivia Cruise to Australia/New Zealand, England, France, then staying in Greece for a couple days. But I would stay in Greece for longer, and then take a private jet home. Shut up, it said dream!
o. Favorite website: PostSecret
o. Describe how you look: Ya lazy ass, can't just scroll up and look at my picture? Sheesh.
o. Favorite smoothie flavor: BANANA!
o. Best day of the week and why: Um..the days that don't suck, because...sucking is bad? I don't know.
o. Morning or night person?: Night, definitely.
o. Do you want to have kids someday?: No. Not me personally, anyway. If my wife wants them, awesome, but I'm not having them. I'd love to raise them, though. They're insufferable little buggers at first but honestly, I think I could deal with that with help from the lovely wife I'm going to have.
o. What would/did you name them? And how many?: Uhh I really don't care, I don't want more than two. I like the names Nathaniel and Sophie.
o. If you could live forever as one age, what age would that be and why? I really don't know. Not any of the ages I've been.
o. What attracts you to a guy/girl?: Sense of humor, eyes, tolerance of my less-than-normal attributes, her less-than-normal attributes, attitude.
o. Favorite holiday(s) and tell about a memory from each one: Christmas used to be great at my house. I remember one time, my cousin and I dressed up her little brother like a Christmas tree--it was so much fun. I remember sitting on the steps of the basement, waiting for presents to be sorted before we could go in, and predicting what they would be, whining like the little brats we were...ahh good times.