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Lindsey

Sonny Bono, get OFF my lanai!

About Me

I'm a fun-lovin' gal going through craziness while trying make it to the top of the entertainment food chain. Every day of my life is one crazy adventure and hilarious story after another, and I love sharing it with people.



I am working on a demo CD right now and things are going to blow up really soon-I can just feel it...I can't wait!

I am obsessed with watching the latest internet video clips and sharing them with those around me; it's my party trick! I appreciate the weirdest and most random things and cherish them forever. I am silly and random and am very nonchalant and carefree and most people think I'm a weirdo but I love it.

The following is the epitome of me and everything I live for and represent:

OH MY GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS HILARIOUS GEM--THIS IS A REAL MUSIC VIDEO!

My Interests

making music, Nintendo Wii!!!!, Donald Duck cartoons, board games, loving animals, giantess maternals, singing loudly in the car while people stare at me, randomly scheduled road trips, anything chocolate, unintentional humor, Maniac Mansion, King's Quest V and VI, Superspike V-ball on original nintendo, spontaneity, tae bo, kokology (and forcing people to do it), musicals, random internet video clips, adult babies, pictures or videos of morbidly obese people eating, dancing, exercising, or yelling, making up words and weird nicknames for people, finding crazy outdated things and asking people if they remember them (ie: THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION circa 1986), making every day an adventure, being quite possibly the world's most random lady

I'd like to meet:

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...and the leprechaun:

People that don't ignore petting my dog when they walk into my apartment.

People that know the difference between "your" and "you're".

The guy who screams, "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!" in the Mortal Kombat theme song.

Addictive personalities that make me laugh until I cry.

People that don't say, "....ooookkkkaaaayyyyyyyy" when I say something at random, but instead someone who knows exactly what I'm talking about and why I said it.

People who appreciate the little things in life that many people wouldn't think twice about.

People who remember Histeria and THE BIG FAT BABY!


People who are on "The Wavelength".

Music:

Anggun, Phil Collins, Beastie Boys, M.I.A., Deftones, Pitbull, Wesley Willis, T-Pain, Ace of Base, Milli Vanilli, Jam Pony Express Deejays, Gunther, Missy Elliot, Sean Paul, Ludacris, Rob Zombie, Kilo Ali, Massive Attack, Spooks, George Michael's ballads, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Erykah Badu, Alicia Keys, Tori Amos, Res, my all-time favorite Broadway singer Linda Eder, French hip hop like Passi and MC Solaar, SWV, RENT, anything gospel, showtunes (RENT, Wicked, I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change, Chicago, and Miss Saigon are my favorites), 80s and early 90s music, theme from Mortal Kombat, "Splashdance" by Chip and Dale

I'm a huge fan of hip-hop-both old and new, and I especially love that down south ghetto booty music...you may laugh, but in a club full of people, I was the only one who rapped the entire way through "Juicy"!

Movies:

Psycho Beach Party, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Producers, Camp Cucamunga, SHOWGIRLS, Fifteen and Pregnant, Mean Girls, Billy Madison, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, Pieces, the Paperboy, THE BABY (1973 version where a grown man is an adult baby!!), Connie and Carla, Another Woman's Husband and basically any other Lifetime original movie, Sixteen Candles, RENT, Center Stage (I can watch it a million times for some reason and never grow tired of it), Dolemite, Disorderlies, The Birdcage, Robin Hood (Disney animated version--I love Hiss!), Darrin's Dance Grooves, Paula Abdul's Cardio Dance

Television:

Wonder Pets! (cutest thing I have EVER seen!)

degrassi: the next generation, family business, golden girls, family guy, simpsons, curb your enthusiasm, martin, aqua teen hunger force, talk sex with sue johanson, MXC, the state, queer eye for the straight guy, full house, perfect strangers, judge judy and the peoples court, trading spouses, nanny 911 or any other show where small children throw temper tantrums, fraggle rock, sex and the city, the surreal life and all real world/road rules shows, especially the old school ones from the 90s (my guiltiest pleasure), Breaking Bonaduce or any other show where a destructive, mentally unstable person lets cameras follow them around all day

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Reno 911! Funniest clip I have ever seen!!!

Books:

Self-Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson (that man is a GENIUS), Strip City, Catcher in the Rye, Veronika Decides to Die, The Alchemist, Eleven Minutes (or anything else by Paulo Coelho) The Happy Hooker

Heroes:

Bea Arthur, Billy Blanks, fitness celebrity John Basedow, Tony Little from the Gazelle infomercials, Nomi Malone in Showgirls, Kyle MacLaughlin's hair in Showgirls, the person who discovered chocolate, the person who made the first chocolate chip cookie, my sister Regina, who survived the unsurvive-able!

My Blog

I love you, Freud

Today, I was describing how big my couch is to someone (it's the biggest piece of furniture I have) and I said, in a place with tons of children running around, "It's the biggest penis I have."...
Posted by Lindsey on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:26:00 PST

a disappointing plunge in our school system

I am so deeply saddened by some news I just received.  But before I start writing about it, I'm going to give you a bit of a background first.  When I was little, around 3 or 4, I start...
Posted by Lindsey on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

a sad reality

I have been really depressed lately. Feeling tired, like giving up.  Any job I take, any audition I have, someone somewhere has an ulterior motive. I am trying so hard to make ends meet after my ...
Posted by Lindsey on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:44:00 PST

Memories

So I keep seeing all these cute posts on people's pages about the memories that their friends wanted to share with them, so I figured I'd give it a shot.  What are the fondest memories you have o...
Posted by Lindsey on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST

Well Said

Ronald Reagan - divorced the mother of two of his children to marry Nancy Reagan, who bore him a daughter only 7 months after the marriage.Bob Dole - divorced the mother of his child, who had nursed h...
Posted by Lindsey on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:03:00 PST

Your ornary grandfather was behind the wheel

The large, dirty trailer was pissing everyone off in the huge line of interstate traffic. Its bumper sticker, in the finest of cursive fonts, read: I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you. ...
Posted by Lindsey on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:26:00 PST

Please stop reproducing

Today while driving I saw a rusty old station wagon with a bumper sticker that proudly stated: PRO-GOD, OR PRO-CHOICE? YOU CAN'T BE BOTH! Two ugly children sat in the backseat. ...
Posted by Lindsey on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

Best overheard quote of the day

"I have red glitter in my moustache!"
Posted by Lindsey on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:32:00 PST

Obesity

As I'm sitting here eating, I'm watching a show about a morbidly obese person getting lifted out of his house with a crane and 2 stretchers. The other night, Supersize Me was on, and when they got to ...
Posted by Lindsey on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST

Greatest Excuses EVER

So Maury is on (isn't he sexy for an old guy?!) (pretend like I never said that) and they're, as usual, doing paternity tests on cheating husbands and wives (is there really any other topic that they ...
Posted by Lindsey on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST