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About Me

I never leave the house without some chapstick.

My Interests

wii-ing, aquariums and fish, yoga/pilates, sleeping, alaska, breakfast, margarita mondays, musicals, people who like musicals, people who knit, Paris Hilton going to jail.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever came up with this hilarious movie "poster"

Music:

Who the hell is letting Lindsay Lohan record another album?

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine, Closer, Kill Bill, Battle Royale, Spirited Away, 300, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Edward Scissorhands, Thirteen, Brick, Junebug, Dogma, Mean Girls, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Television:

Strangers with Candy, The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Conan, South Park, Simpsons, SNL, Lost.
the "Lost" finale was FREAKIN AMAZING!!!!!!

Books:

The Lovely Bones, The Fatal Equilibrium, Doomsday Book, Great Gatsby, Hitchhiker's Guide series, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, and regretfully, Are You There God? It's Me Margaret

My Blog

if you don't say 'banana' i'll kill you

Proof that the Chinese are crazy:.. headline one : end -->.. more than 7 paragraphs -->.. story content : start --> Girl beaten to death for not learning word ...
Posted by amanduh. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:13:00 PST

propel

I know this is old news, but why is John Stamos in that Propel commercial?
Posted by amanduh. on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

asparagus

For the record, asparagus really does make your pee smell.
Posted by amanduh. on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

dumb girl in class

During my Asian American Studies class, our professor asked us if we knew anybody who has been or still is a migrant worker, or overseas contract worker. One girl in my class responded, saying h...
Posted by amanduh. on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:15:00 PST

farfur, mickey, tomato, tomahto

Proof that Palestinians suck (even though this show was just canceled): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv3dvYhFk_YList of things I hate:RacismBritscolonial imperialismPalestiniansOh, I'm just ki...
Posted by amanduh. on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

philippines and virginia tech

I know, I know, this Virginia Tech stuff is getting to be a bit much. But I think the focus on this as opposed to the obesession with Alec Baldwin's voicemail is more understandable.So I came ac...
Posted by amanduh. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:28:00 PST

2 school-related funnies

From my Comm. Studies reader, in an excerpt from a textbook about "iconic meaning:"Halloween is a great iconic holiday: little children, icons themselves, dress up to resemble Ralph Nader, or Dracula,...
Posted by amanduh. on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:57:00 PST

it ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye

I was at Course Reader Materials in Westwood with my buddy Chris today. We were waiting in the long line just outside the store when a nice-looking old man asked us, "What is this line for?" "We...
Posted by amanduh. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

my dad is a bad joke teller

Dad: What do you call a person who eats a bear?Me: A carnivore?Dad: No...Me: A carnibear -- wait, carni-bear-ous?Dad: What? No.Me: Then what?Dad: A gummy bear...
Posted by amanduh. on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST

who are you?!!

I've often convinced myself that no one reads this, that the views I get are from Raquel, Chris, and me stalking myself. However, I just noticed that I've gotten 10 views in the past hour. ...
Posted by amanduh. on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST