Once upon a time, in the sleepy little town of Las Vegas, NV someone was having a swingers party. Nearly 45 couples attended the shindig of mention. Drinks were drank and drunk, proceedings proceeded, and everyone had an uninhibited good time from what they remember. Two of the party goers were named Roxanne. Fast forward somewhere between 8 and 10 months, and the two Roxannes checked into a nearby hospital on the same New Year‘s Eve, for the same reason: to give birth to two of mankind’s elite purveyors of the night life. As the moon cast a cheesy grin upon the City of Lights, Gus Mancini and Crosby Sparkledark were birthed.Since the two Roxannes had checked into the hospital on the same New Year’s eve for the very same reason, the nurses became perplexed and in a flurry of helter-skelter behavior, returned the newborn superstars to the wrong mothers! Once the faux pas was realized, and after several apology cards and multiple bouquets of flowers, the foul up was righted and the tikes were back with their own mommas. In a brief passing in the hallway of the hospital nursery, however, young Gus and Crosby high fived and spawned a chumminess that would last a lifetime.As infants, Gus and Crosby began rubbing elbows with A-list celebrities like Hugh Hefner, Tommy Lee, Liza Manneli, and Alf. The Roxannes enrolled the youngsters in a daycare at the Palms Casino and Resort which was overseen by Charles Barkley at the time. Soon Gus and Crosby became a product of their environment, and by 12 they were hosting charitable bingo parties at a Las Vegas nursing home to the stars.After befriending well known comic, George Burns, the boys developed a taste for Cuban cigars, Scotch, Martinis and The Rat Pack. Soon they were doing nightly Karaoke events at a mysterious Vegas bar called “Low Butts.†One night at “Butts†as it were, Gus and Crosby met computer wizard Doc McPherson. McPherson had recently been fired by Bill Gates for closing all of the Microsoft windows. What once was a duo swiftly became a three-some (not like that you sicko), and Gus, Crosby, and tech guru McPherson commenced a pirate radio program in Nevada.Unfortunately, the radio transmitter that Gus and Crosby purchased for their show had been placed in a desert area where the government had once tested nuclear weapons. As a result, the only person who could tune into the show was a desert wandering nomad who is believed to be called Stenny. Gus, Crosby, and Doc distraught, but not discouraged, moved to Minneapolis, MN, befriended Quietdrive and later stole their vital information and their podcast!
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