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Rachel vs Myspace.

I am here for Friends

About Me

live to love. love to live.
a story to tell;
i'll try to describe myself, but it will probably be pointless.
you honestly won't get to know me unless you meet me.
so hop in your cars, and find me.
i'm rachel & i have too big of a heart.
i live in a small town in southwestern, pa.
it goes by the name of carmichaels..
where the grades are low and the people are high.
basically, you can take the rumors you've heard and shove them up your ass.
i do not trust easily, so if you have my trust...don't abuse it.
i always forgive, but i never forget.
i like finding any sort of solace in art, singing, & drawing.
i live, sleep, breathe, bleed, & sweat softball.
90% of my life is spent with my asscrack hanging out of my pants.
i don't work, anymore.
i don't drive.
and for not having a job, and not driving..i've gotten around the states alot for being at my young age of seventeen.
i'm going with the flow.
although, i will overanalyze everything you say to me.
i buy jones cream soda just to read the little fortunes under the cap.
you can pretty much find me anywhere wearing flip flops, ripped jeans, a tshirt, sunglasses, waterbottle in my hand, & my thumb in my pocket.
overall, i'm a pretty happy person.
i'm high maintenance.
yet, my room is always so messy.
it takes me about 3hours to get ready.
i'm sarcastic, and always joking around.
i'll more than likely make you laugh... alot.
i'm very honest.. with everyone.
i'm only 5'2, but i have a mouth to make up for it.
i try to live life as if i were going to die tomorrow.
i keep it real. & i get my mothafuckin' roll on.
i come off more confident than i actually am.
i have strong morals and opinions.
i really, really enjoy cars.
imports, not crappy muscle cars.
i'm also into motocoross, quads/dirtbikes, & crotchrockets.
let's get some things straight.
don’t press your religion on me, i won’t listen.
i listen to my heart. and i regret nothing.
i’ll respect you if you’re straight edge, but if i tell you i just snorted a line of coke, don’t preach to me.
i’ll respect you if you’re a virgin, but don’t tell me i’m going to hell for not being one.
if i want AIDS, i’ll do what i want.
i'm blunt, with everyone. i'll always let you know what i think of you.
if you annoy me, you'll know. & i'll probably make fun of you.
i talk alot of shit, and i laugh too much.
i don’t have a handgun to take pictures with..
i am not the sex..
and i don’t bring the fucking mosh. bring it yourself.
no, i do not take nudes.
if you even dare to ask..
i will block you.
'nuff said.
apparently, i'm pretty cool.
and basically, that's all you need to know.

My Interests

brooke burke♥.

jenna jameson♥.

carmen electra♥.

i like candles & incense.
i like riding quads/dirtbikes.
i like crotchrockets.
i enjoy hemp.
i like writing.
poetry, drawing, painting, photography, reading.
andy warhol, & rob zombie♥.
i enjoy old horror films.
iye liek proapir gremmir.
i like autumn.
i like astronomy, astrology & greek mythology.

if a person has ugly thoughts it begins to show on their face. and when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it.

a person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. you can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

ROALD DAHL. The Twits.

rip: christopher hawk.
you put up a strong fight, buddy.
you're in a better place now.
keep an eye on us down here..
you'll be greatly missed.


"you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
you are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
& we are all part of the same compost pile."

I'd like to meet:

..

i'm moving to pittsburgh: march 2007.
so anyone from that area.

..
this is my best friend nicole.
i would not be half the person i am without her.
we fight alot, but in the end we always remain closer than anything..
i love her with my entire heart.

Music:


music? i like music.

Movies:

i enjoy really old horror films.
end of story.

Television:

i'm beginning to dislike television anymore...

"we've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't.
we're slowly learning that fact and we're very, very pissed off."
-fight club

Books:

homecoming.
it happened to nancy.
kissing doorknobs.
lisa bright and dark.
second glance.
series of unfortunate events.
tell me that you love me, junie moon.

the giver.
the perks of being a wallflower.
to give a mouse a cookie.
to kill a mockingbird.

Heroes:

god.
family.
friends.
..

My Blog

Job 3.

JobChapter 3.Job SpeaksAfter this, Job opened his mouth and cursed the day of his birth.He said: "May the day of my birth perish, and the night it was said, 'A boy is born!'That day --- may it turn to...
Posted by Rachel vs Myspace. on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:57:00 PST

Lyric time, children.

It's been a long time since I felt the rain upon my headIt's been a long time since I felt the rain upon my headA moment in seperation the foreground dont seem so brightThese angels in my head are in ...
Posted by Rachel vs Myspace. on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:39:00 PST

Oh, go ahead and lie to me, you could say anything.

Ode to the Nice GirlsThis rant was written because a nice girl finally snapped. I've read the tribute to the nice guys; this is my response. This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who...
Posted by Rachel vs Myspace. on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:23:00 PST

So basically, I'm rather annoyed.

I've decided to compile a list of things that make me "perturbed", if you will. You know whats worse than guys wearing girl's pants? People who complain about it. Wow, way to be so tough that you don'...
Posted by Rachel vs Myspace. on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:08:00 PST

I miss these days..

Close your eyes...And go back... Before the Internet or the MAC Before semi automatics and crack Before SEGA or Super Nintendo... Way back... I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk. Red light, Gree...
Posted by Rachel vs Myspace. on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:45:00 PST

Do me, damnit.

1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower ...
Posted by Rachel vs Myspace. on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:14:00 PST

Boys, boys, boys.

Okay, so here is the deal with boys.   They like to make you really jealous, so then you will flock to them beacuse they know jealously is a weakness with us girls. They like to impress you by be...
Posted by Rachel vs Myspace. on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 07:15:00 PST

Boyfriend, please?

Name: Age: Height: Weight: Hair style: Hair color: Eyes: Tattoos/piercings:   Job?: If so, where?: Do you enjoy spooning?: Favorite color?: Do you, or have you played any sports?: Do you have any...
Posted by Rachel vs Myspace. on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:34:00 PST