Kira

ModMySpace Profile Customizer. . .Im a modern man, digital and cost free; a man for the millennium a diversified, muli-cultural,post-modern deconstructionist;politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded,I've been imputted and outsourced.I know the upside of downsizingI know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech, low-life.A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art,bi-coastal multi-tasker,and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school;And my inner child is 0utward-bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking,Warm-hearted cool customer;voice-activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database;my database is in cyberspace;so I'm interactive, Im hyperactive,and from time to time I'm radioactive Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve,ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet,pushin' the envelope. I'm in the moment, on the edge,over the to, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile,medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb.A top-gun bottom-feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies,I take power naps, and I run victory laps. I'm totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic;out of rehab and in denial. I've got a personal trainer,a personal shopper,a personal assistant,and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up;you can't dumb me down.'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers. I'm a non-believer,I'm an over-achiever;Laid-back and fashion-forward.Up-front, down-home; low rent, high maintenance. I'm super-sized, long-lasting,High definition, fast-acting,oven-ready and built to last. A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case;prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring,I'm healing, I'm sharing.A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary –care giver. My output is down, but income is up.I take short position on the long bond, And my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food,I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive,user-friendly and lactose-intolerant. I like rough sex; I like tough love.I use the f-word in my e-mail.And the software on my hard drive is hardcore — no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall.I bought a mini-van at a mega-store.I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear,and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory-authorized,hospital-tested, clinically proven,scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated,pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged,post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed. And… I have unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal.Lean and mean.Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow;I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin';jivin' and groovin', and wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose.I keep the pedal to the metaland the rubber on the road.I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunchtime. I'm haning' in, there ain't no doubt;and I'm hangin' tough. Over and Out.