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WES

You can't spell Sexy Mole Twat without Wesley Mattox

About Me

A lot of times, when you're awesome, people mistake candor for braggadocio. It happens to me often.

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My Interests

Scuba Diving, pirates, pirate ships, pirate guns, pirate shanties, pirating software, pyroclastic flows, Pie, Pi, Phi (doesn't rhyme. i screwed up. good time to stop anyway, as it wasn't really a funny sequence to begin with).... More! playing music. Pwning. chicken and dumplings, Andean and Mesoamerican archaeology, European history, taking showers, Liquors, James Joyce; Rifles; old airplanes, obscure wars, spanish language; words that other people don't know; Zattaran's dirty rice mix, learning shorthand; VW engine repair; British motorcycles circa 1960-70; Homestarrunner.com........ And Pirates.

I'd like to meet:

Call me a pessimist, but i'm gonna name this section "People I wouldn't like to meet": People who don't use the defroster on their windshield and just try and wipe off the condensation: People that insist on my calling them by their last name (except for roman citizens and asians); People that tell me I'm wasting time playing video games; People that interrupt; People that shorten words like "conversation" into "convo"(or Vakay instead of vacation. Thanks Kim!); People who are afraid of a natural aristocracy; People who knew they wanted to be an architect or a fireman or whatever when they were 6 and are, for some stupid reason, still following their six-year-old logic; Nihilists (I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least its an ethos).

Music:

I had this section filled up before with bands you had never heard of before to prove something.Now its empty - and i'm still cooler than you are.

Movies:

The Big Lewboski, Star Wars Episodes 4-6, The Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Clerks, The Magnificent Seven, The Great Escape, The Sand Pebbles, Pulp fiction, Batman Begins, Yojimbo, The Seven Samurai, Kill Bill, High Fidelity, Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Dr. Strangelove, Patton, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sideways, Zardoz, Knightriders, Dawn of the Dead... and, last but definitely not least, The Thing with Two Heads!

Television:

I like the news. and i like funny things.

Books:

Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Jitterbug Perfume, Aubrey-Maturin Novels, Finnegan's Wake (I can get all of 3 pages!), Chanson du Roland, Mio Cid, The Godfather, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Henry the Fifth, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and the Hobbit ( but screw the Silmarillion), The Watchmen, The League of Extra-Ordinary Gentlemen, Crime and Punishment, Catch - 22, Galapagos, Absalom! Absalom!, The Travels of William Bartram, Count of Monte Cristo, Huck Finn, Everything is Illuminated

Heroes:

John Rambo, Rocky Balboa, Joe "Machine Gun" Viterbo, Judge Joseph Dread, Sgt. Joe Bomowski.

My Blog

Epic Soccor Maneuver (stolen from ytmnd.com)


Posted by WES on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST

Malloween

Its holloween and I'm in a town I don't know.  I was thinking how much I wished I was at a halloween party, so i had an idea.  Everybody that is going to halloween parties should introduce t...
Posted by WES on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:38:00 PST

rubber baby buggy bumpers

Not really about the subject.  Just catchy.  I have a access to a computer again.  I spent some time in the mountains this week.  It gives me bloody noses.  I looked at artic...
Posted by WES on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:19:00 PST

The Peace

This is a blog to tell you that I´m in La Paz.  (bolivia)  Pay no mind to its brevity.  it doesn´t mean I don´t love you, blog.  It just means that I only have 4 minutes before me...
Posted by WES on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:03:00 PST

I´ve done it again

For some reason, I can´t manage to stay away from Lima, Peru.... Its like a vortex... Anyways.  I´m stuck here for the rest of today, but its an excellent chance to go to Pachacamac!  ç Keyb...
Posted by WES on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:09:00 PST

burfday

Thanks for everybody coming and hanging out with me on Saturday night.  Yea!  Brownies and Beer! "Mad Props" go to Mimi, Jeni, and Brian for boobie smashing action.  ...
Posted by WES on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

The spread of this tag game is being used to create models of the Avian Flu pandemic.

If you got tagged by me, you must, I REPEAT MUST, post your 6 quirks or ticks or whatever before 12:30 pm on May first, or you will die. 1.  I weigh 10 and 3/4 stones. 2. I once got an "A" on a H...
Posted by WES on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:37:00 PST

Go Ream mE - GRE

I'm taking the GRE on monday.  All i've thought about for the last month is this test.  I'm completely ready to be done with it.  I don't even care how I do.  I just don't want to ...
Posted by WES on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 08:22:00 PST

schwim

i just went swimming.  it was a first for this year.  I'm home now.    PARTY!!!!!!!! w
Posted by WES on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:27:00 PST

Miedo y temido en Lima

For the playing music category: it must have been love on the airport muzac system.   uuta.  its 5:00 am central standard time. and im ive been up all night.  im in the lima airport wai...
Posted by WES on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 03:13:00 PST