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John

AK - 47. when you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherfucker in the roooom! accept no su

About Me

here's a story about the frog and the scorpion. one day a frog and a scorpion were sitting on one side of the river trying to get across. the frog can get across because he can swim, but the scorpion can't. so the scorpion says to the frog, "hey frog. let me jump on your back and you can take us both to the other side. the frog says, "no way. the second i let you on my back, your going to sting me and i'll die and you will die to." so the scorpion says no i won't. i just want to get to the other side. why would i kill both of us?" so the frog thinks, good point. so the frog tells the scorpion to get on and they start across the river. in the middle of their journey across the river, the scorpion stings the frog and he starts sinking. the frog says, "why did you sting me. you said you wouldn't. now we are both going to drown and die." the scorpion said to the frog, "i'm sorry, but that's the way i am." the moral of the story is that no matter how hard you may try, you can't change people. that's just the way they are.
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My Interests

working on cars, fighting for this country, and taking pictures of half naked women.

I'd like to meet:

the druids of england for making one bitchen calendar!

Music:

kroq and power 106

Movies:

kill bill, battle royale, heat, full metal jacket, casino, goodfellas, blackhawk down, coming to america, bronx tale

Television:

friends, family guy, x - files, arressted development, and dave chapelle.

Books:

angels and demons and the da vinci code. whoa...robert langdon is my new hero.

Heroes:

mom and dad. awwwww! shut up before i punch you!

My Blog

WWW.TPUBLA.COM

THIS IS MY NEW PREVIEW WEBSITE. THE OFFICIAL SITE WILL BE UP BY AUGUST. WE WILL BE SELLING THE COMPLETE TAN PUBLISHING CALENDAR LINE, GREETING CARDS, DOOR HANGERS, AND THE GOVT CLOTHING LINE. SEE YA. ...
Posted by John on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

my tpub myspace - http://www.myspace.com/one_lung

http://www.myspace.com/one_lung this is my tan publishing link on myspace. see you there.
Posted by John on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:33:00 PST

NEW PHOTOS FROM TPUB PHOTOSHOOT WILL BE UP SOON

HEY HEY! I WILL BE POSTING THE FIRST PHOTOS FROM TPUB ON MY OTHER MYSPACE PAGE VERY SOON. THEY ARE FANTASTIC AND WE AT TAN PUBLISHING ARE VERY PROUD. A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED. SEE YOU A...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:28:00 PST

HOT IMPORT NIGHTS AUGUST 19TH

come one come all and visit us at our booth at hot import nights in the l.a. convention center this august 19th. if you want to get a behind the scenes look at how a photo shoot goes, come and check u...
Posted by John on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:20:00 PST

tan publishing is in full effect

i am pleased to announce that i have been sucked back into the world of calendars and posters. i was approached with bringing back ccp, aka crashed car productions. a deal was setup and now this is th...
Posted by John on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST