Things that are interesting. Wolfie. My cats. The spider I have trapped in a cup. Wine. Books. Snuggling. Hot fudge sundaes and banana splits. BBQ. Amusement park rides. Asking PJ questions in his sleep. Laughing at the responses. Movies. Savage love.
Anybody who begins eating before everybody is served-
Anybody who blows on food to cool it-
Anybody who talks with food in their mouth-
Anybody who drinks white wine holding their glass by the bowl or drinks red wine holding their glass by the stem-
You will each of you get a bullet in the head.
We are 30,000 feet above the earth, going 455 miles per hour. We're at a pinnacle of human achievement, and we are going to eat this meal as civilized human beings. - Chuck Palahniuk
I'll be willing to meet him. Anyone else.. ehh. Leave me alone.
The Academy Is, And You Will Know Us By the Trail Of Dead, The Ataris, Beach Boys, Beatles, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Bloc Party, Brand New, Buckcherry, Cake, Cat Power, Coldplay, The Cure, Cursive, The Dandy Warhols, Death Cab For Cutie, The Doors, Duran Duran, Endicott, Fall Out Boy, The Get Up Kids, Gorillaz, Gym Class Heroes, Interpol, Jimmy Eat World, Joanna Newsom, Johnny Cash, Kanye West, The Killers, The Luxury Flats, Matchbox 20, Mazzy Star, mewithoutyou, Morrisey, The New Amsterdams, Nick Cage (b/c I feel like if he was a singer, he would sound like Van Morrison or Jim Morrison, and I'd dig it,) Oasis, Panic! At the Disco, Pavement, Peaches, Phantom Planet, Pharell, Pixies, Placebo, The Postal Service, The Promise Ring, Red Heart the Ticker, Scatter the Ashes, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Sneaker Pimps, The Stills, The Strokes, The Stryder, Super Furry Animals, Taking Back Sunday, Third Eye Blind, Tom Petty, Underoath, The Used, Van Morrison, The Wallflowers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.. the list goes on, and never even begins to make sense together.
National Treasure, Super Troopers, From Dusk Til Dawn, Goodbye Lenin!, Dirty Dancing, Secretary, Garden State, The Notebook, Closer, Anchorman, Four Rooms, The Pianist, Stir of Echoes, The Sixth Sense, Memento, The Professional, The Rules of Attraction, Wild At Heart, The 25th Hour, Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Mulholland Dr., The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Napoleon Dynamite, Lord of War, Happiness, Everything is Illuminated, MIB 1 and 2, the Alien movies.. I like movies.
Arrested Development, The Office, Family Guy, and HOUSE.
The Brighton Beach Memoirs by Neil Simon, Survivor, Fight Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, and Diary, all by Chuck Palahniuk, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, Go Ask Alice, American Psycho, The Pugilist At Rest, The Rules of Attraction, The Screwtape Letters, Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides, The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger, Tommy's Tale by Alan Cumming, Ham On Rye, Women and Post Office, all by Charles Bukowski, Einstein's Dreams, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Eleanor Rigby, Hey Nostradamus!, How To Be Good, Running With Scissors, The Kite Runner, A Long Way Down, The Story of the Eye, The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea, Dry, The Road.. the list goes on and on.
Stewie, Sailor Moon, and the heroes and heroines from the Silent Hill video games. I also admire my friend Ammi. He's the least judgemental person I know, and gives really level headed, unbiased advice on an abundance of topics.