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Jen

Jenny, Jenny. Who can I turn to?

About Me


Everything You Wanted To Know But Forgot To Ask
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Red
NATURAL Hair Color: Dark Blond
Favorite Colors: Lime Green, Hot Pink, Electric Blue, Black
Favorite Kind of Shoes: Chucks. I wear then all the damn time.
Favorite Position in Bed: Only a lucky few know.
Favorite Food: Beer
Favorite Body Part: Mine? I guess my bootie.
Strengths in Personality: Im a loyal, aggressive, bitch.
Obsessions: Beer & movies.
Number of Tatoos: 2
Number of Piercings: 6
Hair Length: Short
Best Clothing Style: My own.
Where is the best place to have sex? In a bunk bed. So many options!
What is the ultimate goal you have? Get old, get fat, wear a moo-moo, & shoot kids who come on my property with rock salt in Georgia with Loelle..
What is the scariest thing you've ever done? Leaving.
Have you ever been in love and had your heart broken? Yes. Dont ask.....
Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes. Dont ask.....
Is there anything you would never do? Hurt a child. Excluding shooting them with rocksalt...of course.
Is there something you always do? Bite my nails.
What is your favorite slang? Super keen.
What song best describes you? Laid by some English group that the name of eludes me at the moment.
What book best describes you? Prozac Nation & anything my Mrs. Natoro.
Most received IM? Dont get them.
How do you want to die? Im a pussy...in my sleep at a ripe old age.
What are you most proud of? My brothers & sister.
What is your biggest weakness? Im a terrible designated driver. But Im good at calling a cab.
What do you want to do more than anything? Right now? Impossible to answer.
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My Interests

What a broad & unanswerable question.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom.

Music:

(In no particular order) Goldfinger, Billy Idol, Hole, Louis Armstrong, Etta James , Jack Johnson, Less Than Jake, LagWagon, No use for a Name, White Stripes, old- No Doubt, NIN, Offspring, 4 Non Blonds, Portishead, Tom Petty, CCR, Queen, The Pixies, Bloodhound Gang, Operation Ivy, Jet, Mighty Might Bosstones, Modest Mouse, Zoinks, MXPX, Jimmy Eat World, Little Tin Frog, Propaghandi, Fifteen, Reel Big Fish, Sublime, The Smiths, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Muddy Waters, Buddy Holly, Weezer, Social Distortion, The Donnas, The Hives , New Found Glory, Dashboard Confessional, John Mayer,Dido, Zebrahead, The Vines, Interpol, Pedro the Lion, The Vines, Swingin Utters,The Temptations, Peggy Lee, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Ice Cube, Jamiroquai, Marcy Playground, The Proclaimers, Sex Pistols, Fenix TX, The New Pornagraphers, Death Cab for Cutie, Cake, Snow Patrol, The Get up Kids, Ataris, Coldplay,Saves the Day, Muse, Eric Clapton, Franz Ferdinand, Concrete Blond, Dandy Warhols, Keane, Green Day, Pearl Jam, Fugees, Five for Fighting, Dave Mathews, Madonna-of course, Garbage, Fiona Apple, Aretha Franklin, Verve Pipe, David Bowie, Black Crows, REM, Nirvana, Bowling for Soup, Yeah yeah yeahs, Chemical Brothers, Doris Day, Bob Marley, JW -I'm done for the moment

Movies:

Star Wars, 28 Days Later, Sex & the City (cant help myself...I love it!), Blade, The Mummy & The Mummy returns, Igby Goes Down, The United States of Leland,, Napolean Dynomite, Garden State, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Harry Potter, The Professional, Evil Dead, Boondock Saints, Anything with Jena Malone in it, Dogma, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Saved, Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Good Fellas, Dave Chapelle Show, Howard the Duck, Better off Dead, Pretty in Pink, 16 Candles, Oceans Eleven...HOT! HOT! HOT!, Gone with the Wind, Fifth Element, Romeo & Juliet, Ghostbusters, Heathers, Judgement Night, Indiana Jones x 3, Bubba Hotep, Res Dogs, Robert Rodriguez...yes even The Faculty...what can I say. Donnie Darko, Just about anything with Christopher Walken in it. I watch at least one movie a day. At least. Im a total geek when it comes to films. Im one of those people who walk around quoting movie lines that only I think are funny and that are so obscure that people always look at me oddly.

Television:

I will admit that Iam fascinated by television. Its like watching a car wreck. You sit in front of it feeling insulted by the commercials and the total lack of intelligence that eminates from the glowing box but you cant quite get yourself up off the couch.... I will admit that Iam one of those people who will sit through the whole episode of Sienfeld just to get to the Simpsons reruns. We currently have 3 channels on our tv. One of them has "green ghostly shadows" that make everyone appear severely disfigured and may be a problem for anyone with severe psychological problems to watch. Im waiting to see one of my roomates or even myself snap and put a baseball bat through the screen. Sex & the City, Simpsons, That 70's Show (the old stuff...the new stuff SUCKS!), Family Guy. (Notice all of these shows with the exception of Sex & the City...R.I.P. are all on the same channel...the one that the picture comes in fairly well) Im done. :)

Books:

Prozac Nation, The Bell Jar, Dharma Bums, IT, Vampire Testament, Bitch, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Running with Scissors, Harry Potter, Poe, Shakespeare, Koontz...again I cant help myself, To Kill a Mockingbird, Gone with the Wind, Girlie books like...Devil Wears Prada & I Love Everyone: Tales of a Loudmouth Girl, Les Mis...however I will openly admit that though I have enjoyed this one Im still not all the way through, How To Be Good (loned to me by an ex-boyfriend...though it didnt work), Cherry, The Client, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs,The Secret Lives of Bees, Dan Brown, Anything & everything by the brilliant & unfathomable Chuck Paluniak. (sp?), the beat poets & writers, Ben Arent, I greatly dislike MOST books recommended by the now defunct Oprahs book club, and I cant remember anything else that is on my book shelf as of this moment. POOP. PS: I will read anything that even remotely catches my interest. Its like an addiction.

Heroes:

None. Myself? I'm my own best friend.