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Splatterpunk

I am here for Friends

About Me

barefoot is the way to go. I love to write. I've lived in san diego my whole life. I got a tattoo of Falcor from the Neverending Story, and a rosey boa snaked named Zelda like the chick from Pet Semetary who had back problems and said "Rachel i'm coming for. I'll make it so you never get out of bed again!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

old friends from the past, new friends, salvador dali fans, writers, people who rival my movie freakness, quentin tarantino, denis leary, janeane gorafalo and maybe even a troll

My Blog

losing stuff stucks...getting stuff back is cool

so the other day i almost lost my cellphone but i got it back, which got me thinking. i've lost either my cellphone, my wallet, or my keys a whopping 6 times, but i've always been lucky enough to get ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Vegas Dream

This is a dream I had the first night in Vegas, after playing blackjack and drinking 15 southern comfort amd cokes... I was riding on one of those big yellow school buses, and there was all these litt...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 14:41:00 GMT

stuff that happens when the sun doesnt come out...

So the other day i was working downtown, riding the bike around trying to get people to go for rides. I was in one of the all day parking lots down by the waterfront. I'd seen some girls drive up and ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:01:00 GMT

Stranger

Stranger         There's a man in the back of my car              I noticed him there just a little after six ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 13:57:00 GMT

your mom inspired me to write this poem...

alright...i was a little drunk when i wrote this. It's called    Mount Helix From up here, high on the mountain that I stand, I can see the city below. I have the perfect view. Th...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:16:00 GMT

the funniest thing to happen to me while downtown

Alright...i gotta set up the story first. See, as most of you dont know, i work downtown. You know those guys that ride bikes and give people rides and stuff? thats what i do. And i've actually been d...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 00:51:00 GMT