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**Shteeve**

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About Me

You know the kinda guy that does nothing but bad things and always wonders why his life sucks? Well that guy is me...My name Is Earl

Seriously though...you know the kinda guy who works in a rental store, and does nothing but uses his 10 free rentals for the week at the start of the week, and doesn't even watch all the movies and has to return them within two days? The kinda guy who's got a beautiful girlfriend called Rachael and loves her to bits and has got the greatest friends who are all amazing, even if they are a wild bunch and the kinda guy that loves playing his Xbox and Wii and goes out drinking all the time and likes to party. Well that guy's me. I decided to make a list of all the bad things I've done in my life, and one by one i'm going to cross them off. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Steve.

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The List

1. Made a grown man cry
2. Broke an elderly disabled man's table using his mobility-bike
3. Accidently started a house fire
4. Been A lazy lover
5. Broke A window
6. Stole A Tramps money
7. Stole A Tramps house
8. Accidently burnt a hostel - where tramps stay
9. Returned store item and got refund for something I stole
10. Made a woman think I was God
11. Accidently told children they were foster-children
12. Farted in Rachaels face
13. Took a dump in a friends bath and left it for him
14. Broke into a house, had a party and didn't clean up

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Favourite Music
kaiserchiefs
My Chemical Romance
AFI
dirty pretty things
Panic! At the disco
Staind
Jimmy Eat World
fall out boy
sunshine underground
Brand New
Silverstein
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
the feeling
greenday
meatloaf
red hot chilli peppers
feeder
Evanesence
Funeral For A Friend
Taking Back Sunday
angels and airwaves
franz ferdinand
oasis
beautiful south
james blunt
mcfly
blink 182
paul weller
beatles
orson
we are scientists
hot hot heat
wheatus
the automatic
The Kooks
Sigor Ros
boysetfire
Finch

oooh all kinds of music!

Movies:

Favourite Films
Truman Show
Bruce Almighty
Ace Ventura
Liar Liar
Dumb And Dumber
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Majestic
Fun With Dick And Jane

Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
The Wedding Singer
50 First Dates
Mr. Deeds

K-9
The Butterfly Effect
Red Eye
Pirates of the Caribbean 1/2

So so many...

Television:

Favourite TV Shows
LOST!!!!
HEROES!!!
Prison Break
The Simpsons
Family Guy
The 4400
Doctor Who
A Town Called Eureka
The Lost Room
The Mighty Boosh
Phoenix Nights
Shameless
Spaced
Two Pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps
My Family
Friends
American Dad
My Name Is Earl

Again... so so many!

Books:

Not read many books :-(

My Blog

7. Today (Or May The 4th Be With You)

Not much to say, bladda bladda bladda, yoda yoda yoda, chewbacca and all that shiz! Nah, tonight is the EVE of WIGAN night out...yeah baby! totally geared up and ready for a night of debautury! Don't...
Posted by **Shteeve** on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

6. Gutted! (Or How Dave Was Too Honest For His Own Good)

So...went to cash machine last night to get some money out for boooooze. And being poor an'all we could've done with as much money as we could get! Dave let this guy in front of us while he got his ca...
Posted by **Shteeve** on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:36:00 PST

5. Another New Job At Ye Olde White Harte (Or Someone I Know Got The Job Too)

Yes...i had another interview for another job this morning at Ye Olde White Harte. And thankfully she gave me the job right away, so i start next Friday. Only 8 hours mind you, but thats not bad! Weir...
Posted by **Shteeve** on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:52:00 PST

4. Daytrip to Hornsea (Or When I had Patty & Chips from Sullivans)

Yep that's right! Went to Hornsea this afternoon for some fish n chips! (well i got patty and chips!) Went with Dave and his bird. We had a right good laugh just chatting away about random things and ...
Posted by **Shteeve** on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:33:00 PST

3. New Job At Blockbusters (Or When I Went For My Training)

Oh yeah, went to training. Watch some crappy Video Recordings Act DVD...boring, seen it before when i was at virgin. Anyhow, i discovered i can get 20% discount whilst working there, and i can get 10,...
Posted by **Shteeve** on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST

2. So-So Night (Or How I Almost Smacked Some Cunt)

Yeah so i went to spiders last night, been having a good night, had some beers in town first. When we got to spiders, all was well until.... we were dancing upstairs... i had a Tyzer in my hand, half ...
Posted by **Shteeve** on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:14:00 PST

1. Bad Morning (Or How A Delivery Order Was Messed Up)

Yeah so i ordered Guitar Hero for my xbox LAST Friday. Took over a fookin' week to arrive and guess what? It wasn't even the damn thing that arrived, i had to go an collect the bastard! Got a card fr...
Posted by **Shteeve** on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

MIKA

I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be green Gotta be mean   BUT I WONT - I'm nice ...
Posted by **Shteeve** on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:35:00 PST

Pozition 25/03/06

CHESNEY HAWKS What a fucking legend he is! But where the fuck has all his hair gone????
Posted by **Shteeve** on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:56:00 PST