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Ahhhh-Lon

don't let the door hit your ass on your way out!

About Me

I'm that loud ass bastard laughing in the back of the party, I'm that guy who calls you all in on a hand of poker when all I have is a 7 and a 2 off suit, I'm that guy that told you "Yes" when you asked me if you were obnoxious pretentious bitch. I'm that guy that knocks at your door at 11:00am after you stayed out till 6 in the morning and woke you up to go drink beers in the park. I'm that guy that took you on a tour around the city because you believed me when I told you I knew a shortcut to where ever we partying that night. I'm that guy who killed a fifth of Captain Morgans and looked back at you and said "what". I'm a laughing, joking, brutaly honest, loyal, slightly crazy, but friendlier than I look son of a biatch and you love me for it : p

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My Interests

Boxing, Kick boxing, Karate, Wrestling, Bar fighting all that fun stuff, shotting my gun while wearing my cowboy hat, scuba diving, boarding, wakeboarding, traveling, wiskey and coke, sitting in my hot tub, cards with my buds, camping, laughing, drinking, fucking. Yee-ha

I'd like to meet:

Funny people, people with common interests, outspoken People, Shameless people that are so honest you are guaranteed the truth no matter how much it sucks, and artsy People. People who dig scary movies. I'm pretty chill, so if you have gotten this far on my page drop me an e-mail and say hello.

Movies:

Fight Club Office Space God Father Movies Star Wars Movies Anything David Lynch All the freakin Harry Potters Sleepaway Camp 2 Battle Royale Starship Troopers The Goonies devil's rejects House of 1000 Corpses

Television:

The Sopranos, The Sheild, Over There, Family Guy, Southpark, Sienfeld, Friends, The Chappelle Show, Rome, Smallville, Lost

Books:

Iliad, The Odyssey, Harry Potters, Black cauldron Series, Lord of the Rings.