About Me
I am a 40-year old modern-day housewife who finds time to cook, clean, run errands, teach piano and avoid daily attempts on my life by my baby son, Stewie. Of course a mother's love runs deep. So deep, I attribute his perceptual foul mood to plain old crankiness.Born in upper-crust Newport, RI, the one-time heiress to the Pewterschmidt family estate gave up the privileged life to be with the towel boy I fell in love with. She hasn't looked back since. No matter how many times Peter falls down (in some cases due to one too many Pawtucket Patriot beers), I am right there to pick him up again. I am generally the voice of reason that Peter can't hear until it's too late. However, even I have been known to leave my senses. In fact, rumor has it I have put on bold and seductive piano performances right in the family's basement.I am a complex and mysterious woman. I have also been married to Brian when I had thought Peter died on a fising trip but he had been rescued and me and Brian had gotten a divorce.
