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Bekki Jane

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About Me

I suffer from imminent death syndrome!

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I grew up in the woods. I like it there, but MHK called me out, and I shan't be returning. Though PDX is the nearly perfect city which shall be my home from here to eternity or apocalypse. I think I'm going to start writing "I" as "aye". Aye like kitties and snakes and dirt and other such nonsense. Aye have found a mate who describes himself as a soppy sod. And aye, that he is! Aye am a practicing landscape architect, but aye am a million other certified things too, some of which include: semi-pro sunglasses destroyer, occasionally mused artist, nerd extraordinaire, scrabble enthusiast, running fool girl, custom framer, bad religion lover, daughter of a silly person, wannabe geneticist, third base player, amateur bass player, grass roller arounder in, etc...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Greg Graffin, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Seth MacFarlane, Noam Chomsky, Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Kyle Gass, Angelina Jolie, the guys from Terror Tractor (cuz omg they're like so dreamy and stuff!), Parker Posey, Eddie Izzard, etc...

My Blog

What is this bug?

When I was in high school my mom used to drop me off early so I didn’t have to ride the bus. I’d sit on the floor at my locker for an hour or so until my friends showed up.One day I was s...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:14:00 GMT

am I really sick?

The other day I was walking in the Pearl with my co-workers and one mentioned something about the MAX tracks we were crossing and I said "yeah, and what a horrible way to die." And they all looked at...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Creature Nemesis

Bekki's creature-nemesis:The Dreaded BADGER..'What creature will become your nemesis?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 17:14:00 GMT

Fais attention jamais!

I was getting my allergy shots today and I completely consciously ignored what the nurse said.  I kept on doing what I was doing and she didn't even notice.  I asked if they'd called in my m...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:46:00 GMT