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Piss & Vinegar

I am here for Friends

About Me


I am The Wendy O.

Mother.
Monster.
Muse.
Maven.
Myth.
Maelstrom.

Heh. I amuse myself.

PLEASE NOTE: I have a low tolerance for friendwhores, people too lazy to spell out words, people who type in HaLf CaPs and bad bands so at least ask nice first, fucko.

*I rock. On alternating Wednesdays. In the dark.
*I'm what happens to rivet girls when they have babies and grow up (in that order).
*If you ask my what my philosophy of life is I'd look at you funny and back away slowly.
*I know how to read and often do.
* I'm a veritable Emily Post of good manners.
*I believe that the only reason most people are still alive is because it's illegal to kill them.

My Interests

I like stuff. and things. and stuff.

Brown Bottle Caps beat the fruit flavors hands down.

Music is the soundtrack of your life, so have it on ALL THE TIME even if it sucks. It will help you remember, and at some point, that will be all you have left.

I'd like to meet:

People who know that they are only a unique snowflake because their actions define them as one, not because their school counselor told them so.

Cynical Optimists.

People who believe what they believe regardless if others believe it too.

Music:

I'm diggin on old punk, industrial, new wave and other random stuff. I miss the 80s, but I do listen to alot of newer gothy and EBM stuff.
Zee current playlist includes:

adam and the ants, and one, android lust, apoptygma berzerk, assemblage 23, beborn beton, bigod20, billy idol, billy joel, birthday party, black flag, blur, chemlab, clan of xymox, covenant, crass, cut.rate.box, danny elfman, das ich, david bowie, de/vision, decoded feedback, depeche mode, die form, die krupps, doors, download, duran duran, echo and the bunnymen, echo image, einsturzende neubauten, elegant machinery, exploited, fictional, front 242, frontline assembly, funker vogt, generation x, genesis, haujobb, hocico, icon of coil, iggy and the stooges, in strict confidence, iris, joy division, juno reactor, killing joke, kinky friedman, kompressor, kraftwerk, ladytron, leaether strip, leonard cohen, live, love and rockets, love spit love, massive attack, meat beat manifesto, melotron, mentallo & the fixer, mesh, ministry, minor threat, misfits, modern english, my bloody valentine, neil diamond, neuroticfish, new order, newlydeads, nick cave, nitzer ebb, oingo boingo, pet shop boys, peter murphy, peter gabriel, pigface, pink floyd, pop will eat itself, pride and fall, project pitchfork, psychedelic furs, pulp, schiller, seabound, shriekback, siouxsie, skinny puppy, slowdive, southern death cult, stray cats, suede, suicide commando, tear garden, tears for fears, the church, the cramps, the cruxshadows, the cult, the damned, the echoing green, the faint, the legendary pink dots, the nine, the plasmatics, the ramones, the strand, the the, they might be giants, throbbing gristle, tom waits, tones on tail, tool, ultravox, velvet acid christ, velvet underground, violent femmes, vnv nation, voidoids, voivod, voltaire, weird al, wolfsheim, wumpscut, xpq-21, xymox, yaz etc...

yeah fuck you I just copied that off my playlist piss off.

Movies:

Old horror films, particularly anything with Vincent Price (my first crush, yes I know it's creepy), Tim Burton, Cronenberg, Kevin Smith, John Hughes and Hammer films... City of Lost Children, LOTR, Battle Royale, Harold and Maude, Donnie Darko, Star Wars, Taxi Driver, Bladerunner, Waking Life, Watership Down, Defending Your Life, Harry effin Potter, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, pretty much any terrible 80's fantasy movie... You get the jist.

Television:

Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Dexter, Adult Swim, British comedies, Good Eats, PBS, History Channel, Science Channel.

Books:

Old sci fi and horror,
B. E. Ellis
C. Palahniuk (my current fave)
E.A. Poe
P.K. Dick
C. Barker
my favorite author of all time (although she will never admit that she is...
A. Penn *muah
and other random misc stoofs.

*yay for bunny suicides!*

Heroes:

My son Ronan for putting up with my half witted ramblings at 3 am, my best friend Aden for living over everything, my husband Jesse for redeeming the race for me, and Ash for having a chainsaw hand. Wee!

My Blog

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pation. My husband is currently in the air, on his way to Dubai from Kabul. After a quick nap there, he will be flying here (via Atlanta) and I'm getting really fucking excited. I get 4 weeks with my...
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:12:00 PST

Translation

My day: 6:22 AM: "Mommy..."Translation: "I could really do this myself, but I want you to get up." 6:44 AM; "mrooow mrow?"Translation: "Let me out so I can get stuck on the neighbor's roof (again.)" 6...
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:48:00 PST

Special Delivery

This is sort of an apology to those of you who I flaked on this weekend. I got a special delivery on Saturday, when my husband showed up at the door unanounced, back for a week from Afghanistan f...
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST

I have drunk, and seen the spider.

Cleaning the garage is so much fun! So far I have seen 5 black widows and 11 yes 11 brown recluses and 3 other BIG hairy garden spider types. They like to feast on the crap in my garage! yay. The goo...
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:44:00 PST

WWHRD?

What would Henry Rollins do? Find out this Sunday at House Of Blues Orlando. Doors open at 6 and show is at 7.  ITS CHEAP. SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TICKET, fucker.
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:57:00 PST

cycles

I found out yesterday that a friend had her baby boy. I found out today that another friend's husband died on the same day. They don't know each other. I wish I could steal a little of friend A's joy ...
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:51:00 PST

ebait

So I ripped my favorite jeans and was poking around on ebay or something to patch them with. I kept coming across listings with the word EMO in the title. It occured to me eventually that lots of...
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

Its like that, only louder.

Went to I-Bar yesterday. The music and crowd on Sundays are a marked improvement over Wednesdays, at least in my limited experience. So is having a local place to crash.. Taxis are very good for ...
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

Wednesday Night Fights

So I managed to sneak out Wednesday and go to Whorelando for I-Bar's spooky gofik night. I didn't realize at the time that the club was 18 and up, which made for an interesting playlist and completely...
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

I have been itching to go dancing since I got back and in this town that means one thing: Orlando.  
Posted by Piss & Vinegar on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:16:00 PST