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Custard

Please stop dressing me up like a girl.

About Me

I am not a Poodle. There is nothing wrong with being a Poodle. It is only very important to me that people understand that just because I am small, white and fluffy, it does not mean that I am a Poodle. I am a Bichon Frise.
What is your name? General Custard
What is your owner's name? Lizzie and Ryan
Do you have any nicknames? Custard pie, honey, sweetie
Which breed are you? Bichon Frise
What is your birthday? Feb. 1
Do you live with other animals? Yes, my sister Princess, a miniature poodle
How much do you weigh? 12 pounds
Are you neutered? yes
What is your favorite treat? peanut butter!
What are you most afraid of? strangers
Do you like baths? no!
How much did you cost? $90 (I was adopted!)
Where do you sleep? in bed
What is your favorite toy? I don't like toys.
Do you like to watch TV? Yes.
Do you do any tricks? I know how to sit, and I like to chase my tail.
Are you a social dog? With people who I know.
Are you friendly? Only with my peeps.
Do you like car rides? Sometimes, it depends on where we go.
Do you get into stuff? No, unless it's food!
Do you chase laser pointers? I've never seen one . . .
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

String theory, macroeconomics, tuna fish sandwiches, treats, running around, sleeping on top of lots of pillows, being manly.

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented peanut butter. Also the person who invented turkey. And tuna fish. Oh, and other puppies and nice people.

Music:

Smooth jazz, emo.

Movies:

Benji, Beethoven, Soccer Dog: The Movie, Lady and the Tramp, Cats and Dogs, Best in Show, Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht

Television:

Animal Cops San Francisco, The Dog Whisperer, Dogs with Jobs, Desperate Housewives

Books:

War and Peace, See Spot Run, See Spot Smell, See Spot Go, Making Waves - The Autobiography by David Hasselhoff (the manliest man ever)

Heroes:

Semyon Dukach, Dr. Phil

My Blog

Swimming

This weekend we're at my other house in the place we go to after we ride in the car for like two hours or something.  I love it here because the yard is so big and I can run run run all over the ...
Posted by Custard on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:03:00 PST

Save a Life

I'm a Bichon, and even though my brothers and sisters out there cost hundreds of dollars, my humans bought me for only $90.  They found me at Fuzzy Friends -- a no-kill shelter in Waco, Texas.&nb...
Posted by Custard on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:01:00 PST