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HELMUTUS ERECTUS

I like beer because it's good!!!

About Me

Hi, how are ya? My names Helmut Von Schmidt, nice to meet you! I rock it in The SLC, Utah! Believe it or not, everybody here, not morman!! And for that matter, I know a lot of cool mormans, a lot of 'em get a bad rap (and then again a lot of 'em don't) I love to hang with my friends, drink too much, and talk on the radio! I have been a D.J. for 14 years, and a beer man for eight! That's how I roll!!!
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Name: Helmut VonSchmidt
Birthdate: July 30 1976
Birthplace: Santa Monica
Current Location: The SLC
Eye Color: Dreamy Blue
Hair Color: Blond/Brown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: enough
Piercings: 1, my junk
Tatoos: 14 at the moment
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Single!!
Overused Phraze: that how I roll
FAVORITES
Food: Steak
Candy: Penut Butter Cups
Number: 54
Color: Orange
Animal: Bears
Drink: Whiskey, Coors
Alcohol Drink: The Same
Bagel: Asiago Cheese
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendys
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: LOVE!!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: Weekday 10p, Weekend 2a
Most Missed Memory: Opening day of Return of the Jedi
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Fuck, what time is it?
Goal for this year: Love
Best Friends: Matt, Dustin, and Jeff
Weakness: A woman's eyes
Fears: Being alone when I'm old
Heritage: Swede!!
Longest relationship: 3 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Uh I sell beer, what do you think?
Ever Smoked: Yup
Pot: yup, but not much
Ever been Drunk: see above
Ever been beaten up: yup
Ever beaten someone up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup, I was like 5
Ever Skinny Dipped: yup
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yup
Been Dumped Lately: not exactly
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long: Long
Height: Shorter then me
Style: comfortable
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: In between
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past:
What country do you want to Visit: Many in Europe
How do you want to Die: At a Bears game
Been to the Mall Lately: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Get along with your Parents: yup
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: Sometimes
Believe in Yourself: Yup
Want to go to College: nope
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: yup
Shower Daily: yup
Been in Love: yup
Do you Sing: yup
Want to get Married: YES
Do you want Children: YES
Have your future kids names planned out: I say 2, a psycic said 4
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: It was 17
Hate anyone: prolly
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My Interests

Music, Coors, Jack Daniel's, Tatoo's, Shoe's(my chick side), Sports, and other stuff too! I drink too much of this! I spent a lot of time and money in here when I was young!!!! Vasher and Urlacher BEAR DOWN!!!!! The New York Metropolitans, New York's REAL basball team!!Top News!

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison, The Dali Lama, Mike Piazza, Brian Urlacher. Jack Black, Jack White, Not in that order!

Music:

Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Barry White, Marvin Gaye, Audioslave, Spiderbait, The Black Crows, Black Sabbath, Jay Z, N.W.A., Eminem, Dr. Dre, SNOOP, Poison, Motley Crue, John Mayer, Buddy Rich, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Skynryd, Aerosmith, Van Halen, POD, Creed( not really ), Dave Mathews, Metallica, Anthrax, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Ugly Kid Joe, Godsmack, Incubus, Deftones, Pantera, Tenacious D, Tool, Rage, Stone Temple Piolts, Velvet Revolver, Guns N' Roses, Sublime, Royal Bliss, Cornerstone, The Salt City Bandits, The White Stripes, Clutch, Janes Addiction, The Black Crows, Mad Season, Norah Jones, Tears for Fears, Fiona Apple(first album), Poison, XYZ, AC/DC, Pearl Jam(first two album's), Heather Nova, The Cult, Suicidal Tendencies, Rob Rule, Snot, KoRn, Candle Box, Blind Melon, and others too I LOVE THIS EP I LOVE this band!!! Fucking Amazing Band!!!

Movies:

Evil Dead, Pulp Fiction, Any Star Wars, Strange Brew, Major League, Van Wilder, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Lord of the Rings, Shawn of the Dead, Amistad, The Goonies, Kill Bill, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Seven Years in Tibet, Back to the Future, and other one's too!! Your ass he will kick!!!

Television:

The Daily Show with John Stewert, The Office, Deadwood, The Saprano's, 24, Sports, Law and Order, CSI, Sinfeld, and other stuff too!!! a FUCKING genius!!! also a FUCKING genius!!!

Books:

DiVinci Code, Angels and Demons, All Harry Potter, a geek I am!!!!

Heroes:

My Mother, Pat Tillman

My Blog

The Salt Lake Soundcheck for 1/20/2007

WORD People, back like a bad case of Clamydia, it's the Salt Lake Soundcheck YOUR local music show!!!!!!!!!  I have nothing witty to say so now on with the countdown!!!   Medicine Circus - T...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST

Salt Lake Soundcheck Countdown!!!!!

Word Ya'll!!!!!!  So it's the end of the year and time for a countdown, don't question it that's just what you do!!!  Before we begin I would like to thank a few people.  First Metalhea...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

What a show!!!!

Wow people ya'll missed one hell of a show last night, unless you were there (but judging by the turnout you wern't).  Undar Radar fucking brought it, Holy shit what a good band!!!!!!!!  The...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

The Salt Lake Soundcheck for Christmas Eve, and other junk!!!

I know it been a while but I've been busy workin' for the weekend.  A few things to start.  First I would like to thank the hard rockin' Bill Frost from City Weekly fo the interview we did l...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

The Salt Lake Soundcheck for 11/4

Bringing in the new month like a new treatment for V.D., it's the Salt Lake Soundcheck for this the 4th day of November 2006!!!  A few changes for your local music show, first it's Jazz season wh...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

The Salt Lake Soundcheck for 10/28/06

WORD!!!  Back like Anal Herpies, it's the Salt Lake Soundcheck, YOUR local music show!!!!  Tonight a ton of new music in the House, lets get to the countdown!!!! Monarch - Stellas Altus*&nbs...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:54:00 PST

The Salt Lake Soundcheck for 9/30

WORD!!!  Back like a bad case of e-coli, it The Salt Lake Soundcheck, YOUR local music show!!!  Next week Downrighjt Blue will be in studio for an acoustic performence and interview.  A...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

THE SALT LAKE SOUNDCHECK FOR 9/23

WORD!!!!  Back like a bad case of the herp, it's the Salt Lake Soundcheck, YOUR local music show!!  I've been off for a few weeks, but I 'm back (and there was much rejoycing, yay ) Some new...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:49:00 PST

The Salt Lake Soundcheck for 8/18

I know I haven't been so super about putting up the playlist but what I can I say, I'm a schmuk!!!  So here we are, the Salt Lake Soundcheck!! Intro by Electric Ghetto Devil Downright Blue - Blac...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:45:00 PST

The Salt Lake Soundcheck 7/15

I know it's been a while, but I'm a lazy fucker!!  BACK LIKE A BAD CASE OF ANAL WARTS, IT'S THE SALT LAKE SOUNDCHECK, YOUR LOCAL MUSIC SHOW!!!  This week some new music from Melodramus, and ...
Posted by HELMUTUS ERECTUS on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:57:00 PST