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Jared

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jared Kirk Wengert
Birthday: March 21, 1975
Birthplace: Waterloo, Iowa
Current Location: Seattle, Washington
Eye Color: Greenish-blueish-browish-hazely
Hair Color: Medium dark brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty tighty...
Your Heritage: German, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue/white/red Tommy Hilfigger tennies
Your Weakness: Nice smile, great facial hair, husky men; oh, and ice cream.
Your Fears: Creepie crawly things.
Your Perfect Pizza: Is cheesecake a pizza?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Increase my physical strength by 50% before Christmas.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Stats?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Must...pee....wait, where the heck is my dog? No, wait, must pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass is very smart!
Your Bedtime: Preferably a few hours before I have to wake up.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I'm missing the memory, how the heck would I know it?
Pepsi or Coke: Fresca?
McDonalds or Burger King: Um, Baja Fresh, please.
Single or Group Dates: Single, please.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ew. Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Come to daddy!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced Venti No-Whip Mocha. Thanks.
Do you Smoke: Heck no.
Do you Swear: Heck no. Okay, well, there are three instance in which I swear. :)
Do you Sing: Ooooh yeah.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice a day!
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Sure, I'd go back to college.
Do you want to get Married: Of course. But we need to pass some legislation that would allow it first. Oh wait, I'd need a boyfriend before that. Nevermind.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Bring on the roller coasters and pilots-in-training!
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: Ooo, define freak. No, I'm not.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drank at Pride.
In the past month have you Smoked: Heck no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Heck no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I didn't know Oreos came in BOXES!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Heck no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes. La la laaaaa.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. But...I'd be up for that!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hah hah hah. Heck no!
Ever been Drunk: Nevah!
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe once. Or twice. *bats eyelashes*
Ever been Beaten up: Well, "technically", no. Roughed up, yes.
Ever Shoplifted: I plead the 5th, your Honor.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep. Yikes.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If I haven't figured it out by now, I don't think I ever will!
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to go to Korea and China.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: They're all good.
Favourite Hair Color: Is "bear" a hair color?
Short or Long Hair: SHORT, please.
Height: I kinda like 'em lapsized, but guys my size are hot, too. It all depends on the guy.
Weight: My size or smaller, though it's all good.
Best Clothing Style: Just wear clothes. In public. :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Oye. Say it with me, "Clean and sober!"
Number of CDs I own: However many floats your boat. Hopefully you love music.
Number of Piercings: One.
Number of Tattoos: None, though I'm always kind of in the market.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't have any regrets.
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My Interests


The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

I'd like to meet:

My ideal guy would be sensible enough to say, "No"; thoughtful enough to say, "Let me help"; enjoys life enough to say, "Let's do that now"; is mature enough to say, "I disagree"; is secure enough in himself to say, "I love you"; desires intimacy enough to say, "Let me show you"; and is honest enough to tell the truth, even when it would be far more convenient to do otherwise.I'm particularly looking for relationship-geared men who are interested in developing a friendship first, then seeing where that does or doesn't take us. I'm not looking for a quick-fix, hook-up, or the like.A few final words: I'm dating a really wonderful man and am so thankful I'm getting to know him more each day.Thanks for reading my profile. I hope you find exactly what you're looking for!

Part Expert Kisser


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Shy Kisser


You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well You usually don't make the first move when it comes to making out But you've got plenty of intensity in return What Kind of Kisser Are You? What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Music:

What's in my MP3 player at the moment:Alanis Morissette, Audra McDonald, Avalon, Avril Lavine, BeBe & CeCe Winans, Bernadette Peters, bunch of miscellaneous Broadway tunes, Calvin Jones, Cecilia Bartoli, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, The Cranberries, Destiny's Child, Dido, Duncan Sheik, Ella Fitzgerald, Enigma, Enya, Etta James, Evanescence, Faith Hill, Five For Fighting, Harry Connick Jr., Heather Headley, India.Arie, Jane Monheit, Jewel, John Coltrane, John Mayer, Josh Groban, Joss Stone, Jubilant Sykes, Karrin Allyson, Kathleen Battle, Kelly Rowland, Mandy Patinkin, Megan Mullaly, Michael Buble, Michelle Branch, Missy Elliot, Nat King Cole, New York Voices, Norah Jones, Paul Oakenfold, Red Delicious, Renee Olstead, Robbie Williams, Sarah Brightman, Sarah McLachlan, Sarah Vaughan, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Steven Curtis Chapman, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Yo-Yo Ma, Tim McGraw, Tori Amos, Vanessa Williams, Whitney Houston. I also have MP3s of Margart Cho shows and my Introduction to Mandarin Chinese when I get bored. :)

Movies:

A few from my DVD collection: Once Upon A Time In China Vol 1-3. The Bourne Identity. The Bourne Supremacy. Princess Mononoke. Blade II. Blade Trinity. Robin Williams Live On Broadway. The Matrix. Matrix Revolutions. The Nightmare Before Christmas. The Sweetest Thing. Dane Cook. The Fifth Element. Kill Bill. National Treasure. White Noise. From Hell. Treasure Planet. Moulin Rouge. Mulan. Planet of the Apes. Transporter. House On Haunted Hill. Returner. Dark City. Ice Age. Pirates of the Caribbean. Minority Report. The Lord of The Rings Trilogy. Underworld. Hero. The Sum Of All Fears. Finding Nemo. Mission Impossible I & II. The Last Samurai. Hellboy. Harry Potter 1-3. Enemy Of The State. Evolution. Sneakers. Spirited Away. Elf. The Italian Job. To name a few.

Television:

Heroes. The Closer. Medium. Iron Chef. Iron Chef America. Road Tasted. Trading Spaces. The Daily Show.

Books:

Anything by the following:Terry Brooks, Robert Jordan, Ian Irvine, Terry Goodkind, Masaru Emoto, C.S. Lewis, Madeleine L'Engle, J.R.R. Tolkien (getting the picture here?)