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About Me

Hey girl. My name is Zoe. Apparently it means "life" in Greek. But I'm not Greek. I have a nasty temper. I'm a high school drop out, unemployed druggie. I'm a recovering alcoholic (keep coming back, amen). Some day I'll run away and be a starving artist. So enjoy me now.Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile[LOVEMYFLASH][/LOVEMYFLASH]

My Interests

Someday I will:

-Join the Navy
-Get married
-Form the perfect band and write perfect songs
-Become a licensed dentist
-Double my weight
-Make movies/short films
-Start a revolution
-Be a mail man
-Paint your fucking lame soul
-Become a car mechanic
-Write a completely honest memoir
-Discover food we were meant to eat
-Become a fashion designer
-Study science
-Play the piano
-Start my own business
-Break my nose
-Model
-Own a ranch
-Be able to afford the little things
-Make a purple velvet tux
-Lose a million dollars
-Be your favorite poet
-Be an insignificant inventor
-Publish a picture book
-Earn a trophy
-Own a typewriter
-Cry at a funeral
-Be an awkward andro sex icon
-Get glasses
-Break a bone
-Own a junk shop or a used book store
-Almost starve to death
-Go back to Omaha to stay for a while
-Get hit by a car
-Disappear for a brief period of time
-Grow a mustache

Except probably not.

I'd like to meet:

You would be perfect if you were me.

I'm going to do whatever I want, so you might as well love it. I am not a bad person. Life is about enjoyment and to help other people out with that. If you don't think so...you should be punched in the face.

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Heroes:

BP Jesse and Dr. Pepper.

My Blog

It’s you.

Sometimes, when you rock an empty rocking chair, one of your loved ones will die.So and if you rock the rocking chair when you're alone...Sometimes you can fall offand then the carpet blows up to 4000...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:37:00 PST

BFFEEE

I neer get to see you anymore for no reason at all.I didn't do anything. I didn't even know that we were going to lie.The Maria I know wouldn't let anyone control her.All I have to say is that i...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:09:00 PST

And

LeanOverNeverEat palpitation four hours. thirteen minutes. enough time for her. enough time for you. don't look at me. you know how i "expect people to know what i want and to give ...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:30:00 PST

The people?

The lowest of the low. The bottom of a toilet. Right by the drain hole. Spinning. You know. One last light. And then nothing. More of the same. ...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:43:00 PST

The crust.

It's all sitting still right now, right?Objects (animate or inanimate) are still. Even the ones that are moving. I want to move. When I looked at myself and said, "Ugly," I tought I w...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:43:00 PST

"Dropping Out of School" for the Teenage Alcoholic PART 1

I was just looking through all of my friends from Shawnee Mission North. I only went to high school there for a few months. From November until around May. That's almost a whole scho...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:29:00 PST

Oh I’ll surv it you.

Do you mind explaining things to children?That's what parentals are for.How many times a day do you go to the bathroom?Usually once when I wake up, once when I go home, once outside, and once in a pub...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:21:00 PST

Maybe

it's the drugs or the time or the repetition. But according to my callenders, journals, and pictures; it must have only been a couple months ago that I still felt the hollowness of skipped over time a...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST

Hiding.

When I'm a crackhead walking down your street, will you give me a place to hide? And when I'm so fucked up I can't call Baby Girl, will you let me borrow your phone? And when I get arreste...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:12:00 PST

The Letter

http://ragingalcohol.blogspot.com/ I have to warn theladiesthat they are going tohave to fightfor me if they wantfor methe(mselves)best I can get. And maybe I don't know if I want to sex them u...
Posted by Crusty Crowe on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:36:00 PST