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I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too.

Morgan took a sip and it has his amoebas in it.

About Me

Melo isn't working. That's why I'm here. That's it. And because I'm bored. I'm so bored I don't even feel like messing around with this HTML to make me less bored. That's how bored I am....bored to the point of anti-doing-things-to-make-myself-feel-better bored.

My Interests

music - books - art - astronomy - ninja bunnies - Brooke the Texan Supermodel

I'd like to meet:

Myself. I would just love to run into a mirror version of myself, just walking down the street. I'd beat the crap out of her. Or give her a hug. She always needs one or the other.

Music:

A few bad influences…
3 Doors Down - Buckcherry - A Perfect Circle - Audioslave - Audiovent - Barbie and the Rockers (yes, I’m serious) - Bjork (scares me) - Breaking Benjamin - Chevelle - Christina Aguilera - David Sanborn - Deftones - Disturbed - The Doobie Brothers - Earth Wind and Fire - The Exies - Finger Eleven - Future Leaders of the World - Godsmack - Gorillaz - Grover Washington, Jr. - Helmet - Incubus!!! (they get !!! ‘cause they’re special) - Infrared - Instruction - Jem (the…doll…haha) - Kittie - Kool and the Gang - Korn - Lacuna Coil - Led Zeppelin - Liftpoint!!! (they’re special too) - Lily Allen (thank you Cuito!)- Local H - Molotov!!! - Munger - Muse - Nirvana - Odium Nation!!! (you will know them one day) - On The Front - Pulse Ultra - Puscifer - Queens of the Stone Age - Rage Against The Machine - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Roger and Zapp - Shades of Fiction!!! (sweeet) - Silverchair - Slipknot - Souls Harbor (listeeen) - The Spice Girls (dude, they rule)- Strata - Weezer - Taproot - Tool

Movies:

Jurassic Park - Pitch Black - Donnie Darko - Antz - Joe's Apartment - Pulp Fiction - Nightmare Before Christmas - Saw - The Faculty - Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion - Meet the Deedles (I'm not even kidding) - Biodome - The Cell - Interview with a Vampire - Queen of the Damned - Goonies - Cube - Pumpkinhead - Without A Paddle - The Village - Hoodlum - Antz - Mulan - The Little Mermaid - The Grudge (Ms.Gellar's nose kept distracting me) - Office Space - Resident Evil - The Fifth Element - Pirates of the Caribbean - Joe Dirt - Friday - Event Horizon - Sphere - The Ring - Reservoir Dogs - Alien - Who Framed Roger Rabbit (honestly) - Captain Ron (inspiration from Nilknarf) - Delirious

Television:

I don't watch much tv. Just movies. Really. Stupid. Movies.
EDIT: The Discovery Channel!!! I forgot about that.
EDIT 2: The Boondocks!!!
EDIT 3: I...like the OC. Shut up.
EDIT 4: House is the stuff. I guess I do like tv...damn.
EDIT 5: Dude. Sugar Rush.

Read this! The Siafu ant will take you down. They actually make highways of tri-poded ants and travel through them like cars. It's crazy! If you're stupid and blow on them, they actually stand up and look for food, because they can smell carbon dioxide! That fascinates me SO much, I'm not even kidding.

Books:

There's way too many, but I read Needful Things by Stephen King in July. It was great. 690 pages of great.

Hey, check it out, that was last year! I'm working on Mountains Beyond Mountains right now. I finished The Lovely Bones last month. That was good. I wonder who wrote it? I never paid attention. Hmm. Hopefully I'll get around to some Robin Cook stuff this summer.

Heroes:

Whoever gives me food is my hero. ha! And my ipod. And she who gave me the ipod. And Skylar the Wideload Kitty.

My Blog

My autonomic nervous system works well.

Why does your chest hurt when someone breaks your heart?When someone breaks your heart, the sympathetic division of your autonomic nervous system kicks in. Your sympathetic division helps you cope wit...
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

Round and round and round and round and ROUND!

Ah, my dearest Incubus lyrics. You have failed me not. I knew there was something about that mini carousel. That's why I kept staring at it. Carousels, like all circles, simply suck. Oh, hi kitty...
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

Dear Diary: Today, Jess Kust kicked me in the face.

Actually, it was her knee that made contact with your beloved protagonist's face. And also actually, it was yesterday, because now it's nearly 6am, and I really don't know what I've done with myself a...
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:44:00 PST

I just wrote a poem called Chocolate.

:) And I quote "Now kindly click the back button because I know you don't understand. And in the morning, neither will I. It pains me, it does. But I prayed for it." Yeah, I don't like it anymore, so...
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

Mein Kitty.

Cuuuuuute.
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:08:00 PST

I want it.

Spice Girl shoes!!! I will have them. You mark my words, I will have all 4 1/2 inches of them!!!! This is what happens when I'm sleepy, but I don't really have shit to do/enough shit to do the next d...
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Poor little dead cow.

I'm sorry you got slaughtered to death, but boy did you taste good! You did not die in vain, little buddy. This blog has been brought to you by PETA.
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 06:11:00 PST

I am disappointed as all hell.

You'd think you'd pee a lot if you drank a whole bottle of water in less than a minute. But no. I just tried to do it again but I can't because it's too fucking cold. It being drink a whole bottle of...
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:26:00 PST

Laura the Red Nosed Rein-person

Laura the red nosed rein-person Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw her You would even say it glows All of the other rein-people Laughed since it was so funny And one day Laura couldn't take it ...
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:26:00 PST

I love being sick.

I feel like I'm 10 seconds away from puking, but I haven't eaten since 7-8pm, so there probably isn't anything in there right now. Aaaand I just bit a mozzarella stick, so I can puke that up. Being si...
Posted by I kicked your puppy. It was fun, too. on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:23:00 PST