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NEFF, WHY WONT THE FUCKING TRUCK TURN!!!!

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About Me

I love waking up drunk, saves me the effort of drinking, and the money. Stiffler is AWESOME!!!! people like me because I have shiney shins, one thumbnail, and can do the macarana if it gets me a free beer. I go to school, and carry and Eddie Bauer water bottle almost everyday, I picked it up at Target and think its pretty hip. I try to always keep a fresh box of Fruit Loops in my pantry, but never seem to have milk thats any good in my fridge. John Wayne watches every move I make in my house, he is the eyes and ears of this educational establishment. I go to school, work 2 jobs now, and am also in the National Guard, kind of a boring life some would say, but then those people have never drivin the greeny blue blob, seriously. With that truck, its always an adventure, you never know what its gunna do, but know you'll never be in to much trouble, because there has been an empty snake cage in the back for well over a month. Just once in my life I would like to open my fridge door, and see a midget in there, eating a bowl of Captain Crunch.

My Interests

I am kind of a movie buff, I like sports of any kind really, Dodger games, colts on the big screen, redwings at staple center (when they come around), Disneyland, the beach for some surfing, the river for some wakeboarding, the sand for some riding, the mountains for some hiking, mexico for some tacos, or the fridge for a beer.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who questions pillowcases the way I do, the inventor of the key ring (he must be a briliant man). Anyone who can break my record or most sewer lids stepped on. And the current president of the starve for Brittanys sanity club, that one's gotta be pretty exciting to chat with.
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Music:

anything really, my iPod has 16,000 songs on it, and if you find the piece of shit who stole it, you pull his nuts off and bring the nuts and my iPod to me.

Movies:

Any and all, my movie collection consists of 500 dvd's, and its growing. and Busty cops 2: More Cops, Bigger BustsThe Simpsons Trivia Quiz - AOL Television

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Married w/ Children, almost anything on the History Channel, Pirate Master, American Dad

Books:

I lack the abbility to read, but do like pictures

Heroes:

My TC, SFC Rudy A. Salcido, R.I.P. homie

My Blog

Training up North

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Posted by NEFF, WHY WONT THE FUCKING TRUCK TURN!!!! on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:49:00 PST

Here is the bloody story

well it all a started something like thisafter that scott and I started moshingwell after so many beers I seemed to be off on my aim and missed and ran into this guy and he didn't really moveafter t...
Posted by NEFF, WHY WONT THE FUCKING TRUCK TURN!!!! on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:27:00 PST

Kentucky Sucks

man, this state is wierd, you never know what the weather is going to be like, we'll leave in the morning to go on a field exercizeand it will be nice and warm, then come night fall its cold as hell a...
Posted by NEFF, WHY WONT THE FUCKING TRUCK TURN!!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST