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Darth

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well I used to go by the name of Anakin Skywalker, but then I lost my arms and legs and shit and had to be put in this cybernetic suit. No matter, I am all powerful and chicks dig that.Yeah, and if you want to add me as a friend, put in my last name. If you can't figure out my last name you are a dumb ass.

My Interests

I enjoy killing Jedi knights, using the Force for the wrong reasons, commanding the Emperor's fleet, and watching Trading Spaces.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is interested in joining the Dark Side of the Force. Or hot chicks. Especially cheerleaders. OK seriously, I'd really just like to make some new friends. You cannot imagine how lame it is to hang out with stormtroopers, all they want to talk about is chicks they've supposedly banged (yeah right). I'm like whatever. You guys suck. I would just like to kick back with someone who is intelligent and drink a few beers. And if they happen to be a hot chick maybe we can mess around. Even us evil dudes need company sometimes.

Music:

I have my own theme music. I rule. NAA NAA NAA NANA NAA NANA NAAAAAAA.

Movies:

Star Wars episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. I become a good guy and die in Return of the Jedi. It's dumb. Grease is a pretty cool movie too. And sometimes when I'm alone I pretend to be the bald guy in the King and I.

Television:

I watch Cops to see if I can find anyone to recruit for the Dark Side. They always blur their faces out, though. Bastards. Actually we get pretty lousy reception in the Deathstar. Like one time I had DirectTV come out and turn that big ass weapon in the front into a satellite dish so I could pick up the Tyson vs. Hollyfield fight, but damn the emperor was PIIIIISSED so I had to have them put it back.

Books:

OK well I don't really read too much. I have subscriptions to Maxim and FHM though. Man the girls in those magazines are hot. Too bad I lost my penis in Episode 3.

Heroes:

Alright well I guess I should say the Emperor, but just between you and me... I've always wanted to be a defensive end for the Miami Dolphins. I already have the pads and the helmet and I could control the dumb quarterbacks on the opposite team with the Force. God that would be sweet.

My Blog

Me and my stormtrooper homies toked up.

Yeah so me, Steve and Apu just got done with some herbal refreshment. Steve and Apu are storm troopers. I chill with them sometimes. So Steve is like, dude, I am so fuckin hungry. I'm like so orde...
Posted by Darth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vader needs bitches!

Alright so some more people have added me as their friend. My dark army is growing and shit, and that's cool. But Vader needs bitches. Now I'm not going to beg and sound all whiney and shit, because I...
Posted by Darth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah so I hooked up with this chick.

OK so I signed up a few days ago and I already get this girl trying to chat with me right. She's like Darth you are fine yo. I'm like yeah I know. So I'm like you want to get together or what? So I fl...
Posted by Darth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST