I enjoy killing Jedi knights, using the Force for the wrong reasons, commanding the Emperor's fleet, and watching Trading Spaces.
Anyone who is interested in joining the Dark Side of the Force. Or hot chicks. Especially cheerleaders. OK seriously, I'd really just like to make some new friends. You cannot imagine how lame it is to hang out with stormtroopers, all they want to talk about is chicks they've supposedly banged (yeah right). I'm like whatever. You guys suck. I would just like to kick back with someone who is intelligent and drink a few beers. And if they happen to be a hot chick maybe we can mess around. Even us evil dudes need company sometimes.
I have my own theme music. I rule. NAA NAA NAA NANA NAA NANA NAAAAAAA.
Star Wars episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. I become a good guy and die in Return of the Jedi. It's dumb. Grease is a pretty cool movie too. And sometimes when I'm alone I pretend to be the bald guy in the King and I.
I watch Cops to see if I can find anyone to recruit for the Dark Side. They always blur their faces out, though. Bastards. Actually we get pretty lousy reception in the Deathstar. Like one time I had DirectTV come out and turn that big ass weapon in the front into a satellite dish so I could pick up the Tyson vs. Hollyfield fight, but damn the emperor was PIIIIISSED so I had to have them put it back.
OK well I don't really read too much. I have subscriptions to Maxim and FHM though. Man the girls in those magazines are hot. Too bad I lost my penis in Episode 3.
Alright well I guess I should say the Emperor, but just between you and me... I've always wanted to be a defensive end for the Miami Dolphins. I already have the pads and the helmet and I could control the dumb quarterbacks on the opposite team with the Force. God that would be sweet.