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About Me

I'm Baltovich
I'm awesome.
I'm better in bed then your man is.
I have a fansination with cheese.
I'm gunna be the best you ever know.
I have high dreams.
I hate immature bitches
I need to sell my truck.
I really want a job, like a business one.
I'm preparing myself to get ready to go to college.
I live with my best friend, Jaime.
He'll kill you then eat your dead body.
I like to be with alot of my friends and be crazy.
I'm not shy.
I can be a major asshole.
Or be the coolest fucker you'll ever know.
I hate being lied to.
I once ran a lemonade stand were the first glass was free. The second glass cost you $5. It contained the antidote.
I think this is all I'm gunna write for now.
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How to make The Legendary Baltovich
Ingredients:
2 parts nachos
5 parts anger
3 part self-sufficiency
5 parts potatoes (aye mate, word to da motha)
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt with Captin Morgan as a chaser. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
GO TO THIS MAN
My Man Isaac : | Computer Tech | cell: 1-734-635-1272 | email $5 for house calls.*
$9/hr for labor.**
no charge if I can't fix it***
0% mark-up on parts.****
*no office, so all calls are house calls
**$7/hr for customers who I trust at face value and promise to give me word of mouth advertising
***if the problem is not something I claim to be capable of fixing (such as, something you should be calling an electrician over), you are still responsible to pay for the house call and labor. Furthermore, if the problem is identifyed to be hardware and you are not willing to pay for or supply the hardware for me to fix the problem with, you are once again responsible for paying for labor and house call.
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This is the truth, all women read!
The Guys' RulesWe always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!___________________________________1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or sex.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!AHMEN!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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Television:

cartoons god damnit

My Blog

sigh

Nevermind that last blog. I jsut remebered that they are hellions. But they still cute as hell :) fucking assholes....
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:39:00 PST

I had to, I missed them to much

See, Puppy-loves had worms. So I put him an Carrie outside, and gave Puppy-loves some worm meds. That was two days ago. And I jsut missed them to damned much, I had to bring them in. I got my pu...
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

rghgh

gah i seen soemthing today and it really pissed me off but besides that read the comment Jamie left on my blog its great
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

oh it gets better

So me an her got in a heated arugment she kept hanging up and running out the house and my granny had to chase her down the conversation ended with me screaming at the top of my lungs saying i will ki...
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

Well I'll be damned

My mom decides to jsut call me and wants everything to be jsut fine and dandy with usHA!I asked her who was my real dadher answer.... "I'm not sure" WOW FUCKING SWEETFuck that shitI'm done forgi...
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST

This was just peachy

So my bro Jamie's sis flew off the handle on him over some bullshit. It was all ready hard for me not to open my mouth when she called him some things, but it was family shit and I stayed out of...
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

A poem for you Kelley

It is to latefor now I hateI use to hold you highnow sometime I wish you would dieYou I used to adorenow for you I abhorHateredYou brung all these tearsI practially wasted a yearI slash my wrist...
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

ldkfjlsdaclsadkcojcoia ,mclke fucking song, god damnit, son of a bitch

In the moonlight Your face it glows Like a thousand diamonds I suppose And your hair flows like The ocean breeze Not a million fights Could make me hate you You're invincible Yeah, It's true It's in y...
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

today sucked

1. Tim stabbed me w/ a fork. 2. While trying to sleep, the computer literally told me to get on it...it scared me. 3. I am banned from Tim Horton's for quiting, and if I go there I will ha...
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

FUCK TIM HORTON'S

Apperantly, I'm not allowed at Tim Horton's or I'll get arrested. SO FUCK TIM HORTON'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It can fucking burn in hell. Maybe I'll just push that idea along....
Posted by [Baltovich] can't think of anything to say. on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST