Being banal, trite and above everything.
Egon Schiele's Uncle Miron. Old timey stuff.
My quivering anus.
Flappers. Quantum Physics. And the poetry of Suzanne Sommers.
Somebody cool so you'll be impresssed.
An individual who was born in the 1800s, preferably someone literate and witty.
Jacobites.
Kraftwerk.
Bob Dylan.
Sparklehorse
stan ridgway
Legendary Pink Dots.
Gastr Del Sol.
Black Sabbath.
the Sea and Cake.
Beck.
Muddy Waters.
Rachel's.
Blind Willie McTell.
Throbbing Gristle.
Praxis.
Nick Cave.
Squarepusher.
Moondog.
Charles Mingus.
Isotope 217.
Little Willie John.
Hank Williams Sr.
This Mortal Coil.
Tear Garden.
Charley Patton.
Peggy Lee.
Henry Threadgill.
Bright Eyes.
Amon Tobin.
Dinosaur Jr.
Marvin Gaye.
Flaming Lips.
The Smiths.
Led Zeppelin.
Brian Eno.
Magnetic Fields.
Steve Reich.
John Zorn.
the Rentals.
Ornette Coleman.
David Bowie.
Artie Shaw.
Aphex Twin.
Bjork.
Bar B Que Bob.
Bing Crosby.
Eddie Lang.
Echo and the Bunnymen.
Blackalicious.
Low.
the Swans.
the Red House Painters.
Chet Baker.
Yo La Tengo.
Esquivel.
the Cure.
Yello.
Vic Chesnutt.
Thelonious Monk.
Kokomo Arnold.
the Blue Nile.
Velvet Underground.
Lou Reed.
Cat Power.
Beat Happening.
Silver Jews.
Toots and the Maytals.
Human Nature. Adaptation. Being John Malkovich. 8 1/2. Stranger than Paradise. Dead Man. Sherman's March. Crumb. Welcome to the Dollhouse. Rear Window. Naked Lunch. Blue Velvet. Happiness. Alphaville. Strangers on a Train. Band of Outsiders. Three O'clock High. Barton Fink. Raising Arizona. Eraserhead. Trust. Henry Fool. Schizopolis. the Tenant. Bitter Moon. Drugstore Cowboy. Cane Toads: An Unnatural History. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Raging Bull. Limbo. Amelie. Eight Men out. Double Indemnity. Straight Story. Sixteen Candles. Air Plane. Down by Law. History of the World Part One. the Muppet Movie. el Topo. the Jerk. Harold and Maude . All of Me. After Hours. Faust. Conspirators of Pleasure. au hasard Balthazar. Waiting for Guffman. Wild at Heart. the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. American Astronaut. Tarnation. Leave Her to Heaven. Vernon Florida. Gates of Heaven. Bird People of China. Heaven's Gate. Ichi the Killer. Bullets Over Broadway. Pink Flamingos. Videodrome. Grey Gardens. the Dancing Outlaw. un Chien Andalou. Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Tokyo Drifter. Vampyros Lesbos. the Killing of a Chinese Bookie. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. the Holy Mountain. Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens. Delicatessen. Fishing with John. Bad Boy Bubby. Gun Crazy (1949). Little Otik. Budaphest Butt Hookers. Citizen Kane.
Six Feet Under. Soap (the sitcom). All in the Family. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Fawlty Towers. the Ali G show. the Young Ones. 120 Minutes. the Office (BBC). Father Ted (BBC). the Simpsons. Errol Morris' First Person. Freaks and Geeks. Curb your Enthusiasm.
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. the Stranger. the Little Prince. the Secret Life of Slavador Dali. Ham on Rye.
KURT SCHWITTERS.
Charlie Kaufman. My Grandad Stoneberger. ee cummings. My Mom. Samuel Beckett. Alfred Jarry. Salvador Dali. Hank Williams Sr. All of my friends. My Wife, Jessica. And, of course, KURT SCHWITTERS.