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About Me

I think lampshades are overrated. I play the bass in the Bill Bondsmen and the Bump-N-Uglies. I like to go backpacking. I enjoy blending words. I have webbed toes. I sleep on the floor. I don't always choose my words so carefully. I like to go on road trips. I like to skateboard. I'm usually not so good at talking to people I don't really know. I don't mind the cold as much as other people. I have a sense of humor that allows me to tell bad jokes...usually too often. I'm trying not to be so introverted, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. It takes me too long to trust people. I don't go out enough. I like nerdy women, preferably with glasses. I have two cats, one has a theme song and the other one doesn't.....hopefully that wil change. The switch on my juicer broke. I own two toasters, one just makes bread though. Rarely do I sleep thru a night without waking up at least twice. I get a weird look on my face when handling green leafy vegetables I don't wash my car that often.I value my friends a great deal. I try not to hold grudges. There's usually at least one thing on my body that hurts on any given day. My house is usually around 58 degrees in the winter, and thats with the heat "on". My brain works in mysterious ways. I want to thru-hike the Appalachian trail one day. I fancy the outdoors. If you ask me if i'm hungry, the answer will be yes nine times out of ten. I have a healthy appetite. Don't be surprised if you see me out and about and I have a granola bar or some other food in a pocket.

My Interests

Making the Rock-N-Roll,9 Bowl, Full Pipes, chicks with glasses, Pools, 1/2 Pipes, Hippers, making time, skateboarding, Hiking, frontside laybacks, creaky ankles, ankle bite, bad jokes, frontside grinds, sassy ultravixxens, capes, broken toasters, food mills, food dehydration, food, music, skateboarding, herniated discs, sciatica, hot foot, bulging discs, plantar fascitis, heel spurs, scufflin' hillbilly fills, girls in nun suits, refrigerator wheel bearings, mailbox flags, dimples, wool socks, budget mine carts, eplileptic mimes, tomfoolery, hornswagglery, vacuum cleaner bag capacity, shark ears, rooster teeth.........

I'd like to meet:

Bubo and mechanical owl mechanics.........and anyone who knows where you go to become a"mechanical owl mechanic". Plus a few more..........

Music:

Rolling Stones, Mel Torme', Louis Armstrong, Minor Threat, Johhny Cash, Beltones, Bob Marley, Naked Raygun, Stiff Little Fingers, the Partisans, the Mac Lads, Bob Dylan, Fugazi, Agnostic Front, Leatherface, Swinging Utters, Fuzzy Linheart, Johnny Watson, Buzzcocks. Toy Dolls, Miles Davis, Otis Redding, GC5, Hudson Falcon's, Subhumans, U.K. Subs, Zero Boys, Cold As Life, Cro-Mags, Count Basie, S.B.L.C., Feisty Cadavers, Meatmen, Sock-Eye, Nick Cave, the Clash, Willie Nelson, Fifteen, Darvocet's, Nine Shocks Terror., and a slew of others...

Movies:

RepoMan, Dolomite, Cop and a 1/2, The Avenging Disco Godfather, Godzilla, Petey Wheatstraw, Gamera, The Human Tornado, the Bad Bunch, I Like to Hurt People, Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, Ichi the Killer, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Day of the Dead, Mr. T's Be Somebody..... or Be Somebody's Fool, Godzilla (all of them except the yankee version), The Story of Ricki, Bubo's Winged Adventure, Oh God, You Devil!, Scouts Honor, Six Pack, Wimps, Demon Keeper,

Television:

Sawdust Enema:Season 2, Crispy Vixens Take Seven, Paranoid Ostrich Get Down, the Woven Sympathy of Clara, Plasticizer Know-How, Hoodwinked HoneyBun....that Tricky Hound, Showdown at Colostomy Bay, Irv's Gardening Tips for Grooming, Elevator Elevator, That Curious Cleesh-Clee, Cubby the Bastrd Dog From Uganda, Bulldozing with Patsy, the Feline Adventures of Gutso-Bozo and Professor Puddingfoot, Mr. Wonkles: Unreformed Barn Dweller, The Maybe Chronicles.

Books:

Mechanical Owl Repair Manuel: 762 B.C.-513 A.D., Table Scrap Book: Fancy Food Figures of the 19th Century, Ambidextrious Pigeons, Walt Flavors Abnormal Chicken Feed, A Photographic History of Minny Pearl's Cookie Jar's, Snake Plisken's Blister Manual, Pit Stop Heaven...

Heroes:

Rose Rossetti..

My Blog

elevator monopoly

because you see a pelican is unable to dance the fandango for a multitude of reasons. no suitcase in tow, too much starch in his diet, a supposed monopoly on elevators, and last and certainly not leas...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST

banter

apparently carrots, parrots and water stained tarot cards are all the same to the uninformed. supposedly you can get a sty in your eye from urinating outdoors, I'll take my chances and hope the sty fa...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

sanitized kraut...........

there's a pelican with an off red nose, sneakers with bare bottoms, and a cumberbun so tight, it'll turn a handkerchief into a diamond in the same time it takes a one armed rooster to circumnavigate a...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:02:00 PST

Do they have rodeos in the sea?

I got to thinking the other day about a lot of things, "Borscht", the average amount of pressure a crawdad can dish out with its pinchers, and about monkeys that ride around on border collies and such...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:25:00 PST

syllable saving!

syllable saving. so I got to thinking the other day about death. there you are, lying on your deathbed thinking of your last words, not wanting to say them, but knowing that ultimately, you have no ch...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pancackery !

Ah, a new year awaits full of wishes, hopes and dreams and probably more pancakes and even more PB&J's. As I type this, I fondly remember the pancakes of yesteryear.....the ones with shredded apples i...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Argyle socks get stuffed in a drawer with the rest of 'em!

one of the great inconsisitencies in American history is the use of a coat rack or hangers on which to hang your coat. Preferential treatment has been given to both coats and umbrellas for years now w...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vacation times a dozen?

oh vacation.....5 days backpacking the lovely Pictured Rocks of Northern Michigan. great, fantastic. Blisters on the feet, sticky, itchy, body hurts, legs like jello from taking a 10-12 mile day hike....
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oddservations! (odd observation's)

I find it more than a little odd that.... - the box of cereal I left open for most of last week wasn't stale this morning - people at the local CVS remember the last time I was in to buy sha...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scandanavian Sea Horses & the Trouble They Bring......

everyone always insists that they are "so hungry I could eat a horse". what kind of horse are they talking about? are they even talking about a horse? maybe they are making reference to their throat,...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST