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Chickenbutt

Maybe one day you'll escape your past...

About Me

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I hate these things because people always build themselves up to be larger than life. Have you ever noticed that almost everyone online [especially females], when you meet them in real life are almost always dramafied, crazy, stupid, or any combination of those listed? Anyway,
--My name is Laura.
--I was made in Washington, assembled in Utah, and now live in my own little world.
--I love the color pink.
--I love fake hair and MAC cosmetics.
--I quote movies a lot.
--I have a small addiction to shopping.
--I tend to act very childish... because I can.
--I sing really loudly in the shower... because I can.
--I'm a bit of a music Nazi and a book snob.
--Talking to intelligent people about politics and philosophy makes me smile.
--I try to exercise my constitutional rights on a daily basis.
--I love my friends more than anything.
--I value the little things in life the most.
--Pixy Stix and Rockstar are two of the most amazing creations known to man.
--I often talk about myself in third person just because it annoys people.
--I think the anticipation is better than the actual reality of most situations.
--I am no longer searching for 'the one' or any higher meaning of life.
--I'm an anime and sci-fi geek who loves video games.
--I'll kick your ass at Halo... yeah, I will.
--What I lack in humility, I make up in pure and utter greatness.
--I'm vain, but I'm not shallow.
--I'm painfully shy in real life.
--I'm exceedingly optimistic, but never naive.
--I have a passion for medicine and the people of Africa so this results in me striving to become a surgeon and dedicating my life to relief work on the continent.
--I've been vegan for nine years.
--I can also be found on live journal because my ego is obviously fucking massive or something.

My Interests

I like stuff.

I'd like to meet:

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." ~ Albert Einstein

I want to meet those who look on and do nothing.

P.S. - If you do not fall under the listed category above, you damn well better have candy. I may also trade you my heart, in return for a clean toothbrush and a half decent-intelligent conversation. I'm willing to barter.

Music:

I listen to everything from Harsh industrial and Europop to ghetto rap and emo... basically I'll listen to anything that will keep me entertained for more than five minutes.

Movies:

Netflix has to been good to me... I watch a lot of movies. At the current time I'm on a Takashi Miike kick. :)12 Angry Men, 2047, 2LDK, A Little Princess, Akira, Alice, Aliens, Amadeus, Anatomy of a Murder, Any Zombie flick, Anything Hitchcock, Apocalypse Now, Army of Darkness, Attack the Gas Station!, Audition, Batman Begins, Battle Royale, Big Trouble in Little China, Bio Zombie, Blade Runner, Blood: the last Vampire, Braveheart, Bubba Ho-Tep, Casablanca, Casshern, Citizen Kane, City of God, Clue, Constantine, Cowboy Bebop, Creepshow, Cube, Das Boot, Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, Dog Soldiers, Donnie Darko, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Ed Wood, Eraserhead, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Everafter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Finding Nemo, First Contact, Forbidden Planet, Four Rooms, Freaks, Friday the 13th, Fudoh: The New Generation, Full Metal Jacket, Galaxy Quest, Gandhi, Ghost in the Shell, Ghostbusters, Gladiator, Gozu, Harakiri, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Heavenly Creatures, Hellraiser, Hotel Rwanda, How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days, Howard the Duck, Howl's Moving Castle, Indiana Jones, Iron Monkey, Jaws, Jin-Roh, Kill Bill 1&2, Last Life in the Universe, Laura, Lord of the Rings trilogy, M, Mazinger Z vs Devilman, Memento, Memories, Metropolis, Millennium Actress, Network, Ninja Scroll, Nosferatu, Office Space, Oldboy, One Missed Call, Patlabor: The Movie, Perfect Blue, Pi, Predator, Preventive Warriors, Princess Mononoke, Quills, Re-Animator, Rear Window, Resident Evil, Robot Monster, Run Lola Run, Saved, Scarface, Se7en, Secretary, Seven Samurai, Shaun of the Dead, Sixteen Candles, Some Like It Hot, Sorority Boys, Soylent Green, Spirited Away, Steamboy, Strangeland, Suicide Club, Tetsujin 28, The 40 year old virgin, The Bird People in China, The Blob, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, The City of Lost Children, The Constant Gardner, The Corporation , The Devils Rejects, The Killer, The Little Mermaid, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Omen, The Princess bride, The Shining, The Thing, The Usual Suspects, The Yes Men, Tom Young Goong, Trainspotting, Unbreakable, Videodrome, Visitor Q, Waiting, Walk the Line, Wedding Crashers, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Voices of a Distant Star, ect...

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV. Most of the TV shows I watch are on DVD form and most are anime.Angel Sanctuary, Berserk, Chappelle's show, Chobits, Chrono Crusade, Cowboy Bebop, DNAngel, Ergo Proxy, FLCL, Full Metal Panic, Gray's Anatomy, Gundam, Gungrave, Gunslinger Girl, Initial D, Invader Zim, Last Exile, Magical Shopping Arcade, Martha Stewart, Meet the Press, Nova, Paranoia Agent, Patlabor, Robotech, Samurai Champloo, Sex and the City, Trigun, Star Trek, Stargate SG1, TMNT, Transformers, Vandread, What Not to Wear, etc

Books:


The Brothers Karamazov(Dostoevsky)
Utopia(More)
One Hundred Years of Solitude(Marquez)
The Odyssey(Homer)
The Poison Wood Bible(Kingsoliver)
Inferno(Dante)
A People's History of the United States : 1492-Present(Zinn)
Thus Spoke Zarathustra(Nietzsche)
As I Lay Dying(Faulkner)
The Prince(Machiavelli)
Candide(Voltaire)
An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations(Smith)
The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody(Cuppy)
ect....

Heroes:

Gandhi
Martin Luther King Jr.
Emily Dunning Barringer
Elizabeth and Emily Blackwell

My Blog

Irreducible is the word for today

Great minds talk about ideas... Mediocre minds talk about events... SMALL MINDS TALK ABOUT PEOPLE!      ...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:00:00 PST

It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

I just watched Tombstone again for the first time in five years. This movie is the definition of Badassery! It makes me want to be in the wild west, drink whiskey, smoke cigars, and be bad ass to...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:31:00 PST

I've got a book of matches... I've got a can of kerosene

[ series 1 ] Name: LauraBirthday: 07/26/1983 Birthplace: Tacoma, Washington   Current Location: I'm stationary in my computer chair  Eye Color: hazelHair Color: black Righty or Lefty: r...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:00:00 PST

Field trip?

I'm hoping and praying that I'll be able to get my new car before June 11th. I was thinking field trip to Denver to see Stromkern... but it being May 5th already, it's not looking too good. ...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:12:00 PST

I need a weapon

If I get one more comment that says 'hey angel, what ya battling? So yeah, you know you're pretty hot' I will go on a massive killing spree GTA style, leaving no survivors. Because dude, gue...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Thu, 04 May 2006 04:09:00 PST

wait and see don't expect too much from me

Erg......I don't have anything to say. Ummm...... lalalalala la lala lala la I have been in total introvert mode lately. Not that that is highly unusual. I tend to always be a bit anti-social to som...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:17:00 PST

2046

That was the exact film I needed to see at this point in my life.   xoxoxo, Laura
Posted by Chickenbutt on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:02:00 PST

Your bitter actions make you small

I was hanging out at the club last weekend when I decided to make small talk with a guy who was once my friend, whom I had no interest in physically but thought he was really fun to hang out with...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:33:00 PST

A sea of sins left unredeemed

I'm getting so tired of being labeled 'the ho' by all my friends' girlfriends. Maybe if most girls didn't become completely irrational and neurotic I could find myself friends with them for longer tha...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST

I don't want no drama

The circumstances of this evening have left me in such a state of confusion. A guy I once dated' girlfriend hates me for no apparent reason. There really must be a reason in her eyes because she doesn...
Posted by Chickenbutt on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 02:01:00 PST