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Xavier Jenkins

Free your mind and your ass will follow - George Clinton

About Me

LISTEN TO FUNK WEFUNK, y'all. Now this is what I want you all to do: If you got faults, defects or shortcomings, You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines, Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through. Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig? The desired effect is what you get When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship. Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming. Doin' it to you in 3-D, So groovy that I dig me. Once upon a time called Now! Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?" I say, "Is Seven Up?" Yeah, P.Funk!

My Interests

Splanking Cor-nasal Sapiens with the Bop Gun in order to increase Funkentelechy. Also, I like to partake in a bootyful funktion in downtown Atlantis where you can swim past reality behind a clock's back without getting wet. It is the ritualistic method of finding the One.

I'd like to meet:

Most of the people I'd like to meet are either fictional or dead. Also George Clinton, who is a little bit of both.

Music:


George Clinton/Parliament Funkadelic /Parliament /Funkadelic/ P-Funk/ The Parliaments/ Parliafunkadelicment/ The P-Funk All Stars

  • Maggot Brain
  • Give Up The Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)
  • Not Just Knee Deep
  • Mothership Connection (Star Child)
  • Testify
  • Up For the Downstroke
  • Funkentelechy
  • P.Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)
  • Dr. Funkenstein
  • Count Funkula
  • Bop Gun
  • Flashlight

    • Rockin' Sidney
  • Every Dog Has His Day
  • Don't Mess With My Tush
  • When A Man and A Woman's In Love

    • Led Zeppelin
  • Stairway to Heaven
  • Whole Lotta Love
  • Since I've Been Lovin' You

    • The Who
  • We Won't Get Fooled Again
  • Baba O'Riley
  • My Genereation

    • Pink Floyd
  • Comfortably Numb
  • Wish You Were Here
  • Mother

    • Eric Clapton/His Bands
  • White Room
  • Layla
  • Tears in Heaven

    • Hendrix
  • Voodoo Chile AKA Slight Return
  • All Along the Watchtower
  • Little Wing

    • Robert Johnson
  • Crossroad Blues
  • Travelling Riverside Blues
  • Rambling On My Mind

    • The Beatles
  • Hey Jude
  • Let It Be
  • While My Guitar Gently Weeps

    • The Eagles
  • Hotel California
  • Life In the Fast Lane
  • Already Gone

    • Rolling Stones
  • Sympathy for the Devil
  • Brown Sugar
  • Satisfaction

    • Queen
  • Under Pressure
  • Bohemian Rhapsody
  • We Are the Champions/We Will Rock You

    • Bruce Springsteen
  • Born To Run
  • Thunder Road
  • Atlantic City

    • Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Freebird
  • Gimme Three Steps
  • Sweet Home Alabama

    • Metallica
  • One
  • Master of Puppets
  • Fuel

    • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Under The Bridge
  • Can't Stop
  • Love Rollercoaster (cover)

    • AC/DC
  • Back in Black
  • Hell's Bells
  • Highway to Hell

    • Beastie Boys
  • Professor Booty
  • Sabotage
  • Hey Ladies

    • Bob Marley
  • Redemption Song
  • No Woman, No Cry
  • Get up, Stand up

    • Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Who'll Stop the Rain?
  • Bad Moon On the Rise
  • Have You Ever Seen the Rain?

    • Frank Zappa
  • My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
  • Willie the Pimp
  • San Berdino

    • Jethro Tull
  • Aqualung
  • Motorbreath
  • Thick as a Brick

    • Allman Brothers Band
  • One Way Out
  • Jessica
  • Melissa

    • Ashlee Simpson
  • Pieces of Me
  • La La
  • Boyfriend

    • Billy Joel
  • You May Be Right
  • Piano Man
  • We Didn't Start the Fire

    • Joe Satriani
  • Satch Boogie
  • Surfing with the Alien
  • Flying in a Blue Dream

    • Black Sabbath
  • War Pigs
  • N.I.B.
  • Paranoid

    • Rage Against The Machine
  • Guerilla Radio
  • Killing in the Name
  • Fuck The Police (cover)

    • E-Town Concrete
  • Baptism
  • Mandibals
  • The Phoenix

    • The Yardbirds
  • For Your Love
  • Stroll On
  • Shape of Things

    • Jim Croce
  • Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown
  • Don't Mess With Jim
  • Operator

    • Robert Randolph and The Family Band
  • Nobody
  • Smoke a Black
  • I Don't Know What You Come To

    • Daft Punk
  • Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
  • Technologic
  • Da Funk

    • Electric Six
  • Gay Bar
  • I'm The Bomb
  • Danger! High Voltage

    • Dire Straits
  • Sultans of Swing
  • Lady Writer
  • Money For Nothing

    • The Clash
  • I Fought The Law
  • Stand By Me
  • London Calling

    • Dragonforce
  • Fury of The Storm
  • My Spirit Will Go On
  • Through The Fire And Flames

    • Phish
  • Farmhouse
  • You Enjoy Myself
  • Waste

    • Movies:

    Pulp Fiction The Jerk
    The Fossil Billy Madison Airplane!

    Television:

    Da Ali G Show The Simpsons South Park Chapelle's Show Jeopardy! C.O.P.S.

    Books:

    Hop on Pop One fish, Two Fish The Holy Bible

    Heroes:

    Eric Clapton Dave Barry Chuck Wepner

    My Blog

    Lyrics Game

    1.  "Get on your bikes and ride!" ((Fat Bottom Girls - Queen)(Glenn)) 2. "One, two. One, two, three; I got a ticket so ride with me."  ((Rollercoaster of Love (cover) by RHCP, Mikey Carbonxe...
    Posted by Xavier Jenkins on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:43:00 PST

    Music Pic Guess Thing

    1.   2. 3. 4.  look at the bottom right, if you don't get it right away 5. 6.  The background makes it a tad obvious 7. 8.    9.    10. you'll prolly only ge...
    Posted by Xavier Jenkins on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:54:00 PST

    Guess the song

    Okay, I'm posting lines from 15 different songs that were randomly selected by Winamp from my music folder. If you think you know what the song is, post it and I'll put your name next to it if you get...
    Posted by Xavier Jenkins on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:12:00 PST