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Banjolin Straife

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About Me

"You show them the moon and they look at your finger". I love obscurity, unprovoked randomness, LOVE RIBBONS!, Fruit, and Tea - loyal to PG tips unless im skint, love roast dinners,stars, water, buskers and un PC old people, fantasy, fascinated by existentialism, Savants, love Greenwich and markets, second hand shopping and films and conversations that could shock anyone. Can speak abit of spanish and French but would love to be able 2 spk either one fluently, and play either the piano or guitar. Hate cliches, and fucking email forwards!! Love confidence and originality+madness! Disike people who claim to be all open minded and uncoventional but are actually pretentious and judgemental about climafit wearing, sovereign loving, potentional past convicts ;) . Oooooooo something else that takes my fancy - When the music pumping out of your MP3-phones appears to be in spine tingling-sync with the buskers music....REMIX...wicked. I don't like coventional expressions of anything, but I humour convention far more than I should do... (sigh) one day... Check this plank laden foot-tapper out...one hell of a sin shack - http://www.myspace.com/satchmosliveHit this weapon up!!One Track Lover

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My Interests

Family, ECCENTRICITY, Rawness and things as they are, Singing, dancing, acting. Playing, Music, drinking, shopping, socialising, being in with my mates with the TV off, Scrambling (Dirt Bike riding), Any and every Water sports, Water in general, esp the sea and the rain, will try anything once, love live music and stand up comedy...so far. www.picturesonwalls.com - Antony Micallef..

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Gervais, Karl Pilkington, Peter Kay, Paddy Considine, Pete Doherty, Chris Morris, would like 2 have met Bill Hicks, and Hunter S. Thompson, Francis Bacon, Shakespeare. Noel Fielding (Just met that leathered wizard)!!, Hubert Cumberdale, Stanley Kubrick, Floria Sigismondi, Ron Burgendy, Banksy!!! and Leo Sayer ha...the swagger. People without expectations. Just met Brian Blessed he's a glittering storyteller, he told me that everest is also known as "The Turqouise mountain of the sky" How magical.Check this little tube bitch out! Whose holding the camera thats what I want to know...skip to the end for some juicy props - Best bit.. width="425" height="350" ..

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Music:

Bonde Do Role, MUSE! Oasis, Athlete, Jack Johnson, Boss Nass, John Legend, The Magic Numbers, Babyshambles, Coldplay, The White Stripes, Lamb, Gwen Stefani, INXS, Elvis, Roll Deep, Prince, Outkast, Black eyed peas, The feeling, DJ Tiesto, The streets, The White Stripes, The Beatles, Queen, Lauren Hill, Embrace, Jet, Bromheads jacket, Skunk anansie, Razorlight, Radiohead, Dreadzone, Kings of Leon, Elliot Smith, Missy Elliot, Mary J Blige, NERD/ Pharrell, Ian Brown, My morning jacket, American Football, Tenacious D, K T Tunstal, Chopin - Nocturne in C, Mozart, Nina simone, Ben E KiNG, Sam Cook, Jimi Hendrix, Ian Brown, The Zutons, Gary Numan - cars, Old school UK garage, Radio 1 live lounge, Arctic Monknuts, Ordinary Boys, The Flaming Lips, Plan B, Prince, The Reconteurs, Stoner, The Kooks, Zero 7, Faithless, Massive Attack, Lily Allen, The Clash, The Jam, The Specials, The Guillemots, The Feeling, The Holloways, The Maccabees, The gypsy kings, The shins, Jamie T, Just Jack, Steed Lord, Antony and the Johnsons, LOOK LOOK (DANCING BOYS), Kate Nash, Manu Chao, The Gossip, Interpol, The Album leaf, Mum, Soko, Kate Nash..... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

God this stuff can't be fun to read! In America, Braveheart, Good Will hunting, 21 grams, City of God, Born to fight, Natural Born Killers, Disco Pigs, Saving Private Ryan, Gladiator, Made in Britain, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Hedwig and the angry inch, Romeo and Julliet (Baz's one), Shawshank Redemtion, Return to Oz, Donnie Darko, Garden state, Closer, I HEART THE HUCKABEE'S, The home of Romeo Brass, Dead mans shoes, Love Honour and Obey, Snatch, Donnie Darko, Lock Stock, Full Metal Jacket, American Psycho, Sin City, Trainspotting, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Withnail and I, Stand By Me, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Rules of Attraction, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind,La haine, Kids, Pan's Labyrinth, Perfume, Borat, Little Miss Sunshine...will love The science of sleep..I just know it. Any of Shane Meadows films blah blah blahhhhhhh

Television:

THE MIGHTY BOOSH!, Eastenders (regretably), Later with Jools Holland, Dragons Den, The apprentice, Any Stand up comedy programmes, Peep show, dARE TO BELIEVE, Friends, Top Gear, Tonight with Jonathon Ross, Nathan Barley, Brass eye, The day today, I'm Alan Partridge, The Office, Extra's (The Outtakes are esp funny), Anything to do with the Gervais or Will Ferrall, Blackadder, Spaced, Green wing, Curb Your Enthusiam, Dare to believe!!!

Books:

Straw Dogs - John Gray (nothing 2 do with the film), Perfume, Surviving Hitler, Sickening, A child called it and its relentless amount of sequels, Lucky, Lovely Bones, DMX: the bioraphy, A million little pieces, Disgrace, Porno, Brass, the hungry little caterpillar...to be honest im just reeling off all the books ive read and am in the process of reading, Any Shakespeare, preferably contemporized Shakespeare, The dictionary, BIZZARRE magazine...thats the shitcan right there!!

Heroes:

ma mere et mon pere... and Karl Marx

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