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Chief

Bark!!!

About Me

Well i live in Madera CA, and i am not 20 years old but i had to lie on my account to actually get on this dam website. Now, i am a fuckin dog so dont mistake me for a human being. My name is Chief and I am a yorkshire terrier. For you idiots out there that dont know about yorkies, let me educate you a little. We are gopher hunters and are the shit so dont talk shit cause i have long hair or because my fuckin masters mom puts bows in my hair from time to time. My owners just recently cut my dam testicles off so i will not be spreading the genes of Chief. My real owner Gabe had nothing to do with that though because he would never do such a thing to me knowing he needs his jewels to be a man. I am owned by Gabe Flores in case some of you guys dont remember me and i am the shit. I sort of miss my master and do like when he is here because he's the shit and does play with me. We get along so good and i can sometimes see myself in him. Dont hate on me participate with me. If you see me at the house or on the streets toss me a frickin bone or walk me home.

My Interests

Fucking mad bitches for one, likcing my own balls and dont be jealous cause you cant do it, eating my own poop from time to time, chewing toys, chewing on bones, eating table food that dog food taste like my shit, taking Ernie Flores's socks and running around the house while he chases me "doesnt that dumb shit realize he aint gonna catch me," beating the shit out of my fellow companion and other yorkie Tasha, eating bugs and anything else that moves in the back yard, chasing cats, and did i mention fuckin mad bitches.

I'd like to meet:

Baxter from Anchorman and the doctor who took my manhood so i can eat his face!

Music:

classic rock, reggae, and anything i can get riled up to or get me all antsy in my pantsy!

Movies:

Lady and the tramp, wynn dixie, my dog skip, anchorman, 101 dalmations, and any other movies that involve playas like me!

Television:

Frasier, Family Guy, Simpsons, but ANIMAL Planet is the best!

Books:

I dont fuckin read im a fuckin dog you morons!

Heroes:

Brian from Family Guy, Gabe Flores, Baxter from Anchorman, and thats about it!