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About Me

I bite. But only a little.
I don't add random people, though. Send me a message. :)
You Are a Flashy Red Bra!
Outgoing, friendly, and fascinating.
You're a charmer, with your pick of the men.
But you want a man who's as magnetic as you are.
You need someone who can keep up with your all night gab fests! What Kind of Bra Are You?
Your Wrath Quotient: 12%
Revenge, anger, rage? They're hardly words in your vocabulary.
If someone wrongs you, you move on. You'd rather be indifferent than upset. How Much Wrath Do You Have?

Click on the cookie for your fortune!

I just want everyone to know that the top hit on the charts the week when I was born was Eye of the Tiger. This is so awesome. I am pleased.

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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Your Birthdate: August 14
You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you.
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy!
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.
Your strength: Your superstar charisma
Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you
Your power color: Fuchsia
Your power symbol: Diamond
Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?..table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
Julia's Random Movie Quote:
'Being bad feels pretty good, huh?'
- John Bender, The Breakfast Club
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My Interests

I am interested in Japan, music, funny stuff..... I don't know.Fun is most important in your life.

Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.

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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Leo

Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
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I'd like to meet:

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You Are Dancer
Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance.

Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer.

Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Now, I find this particular topic troublesome. I like all sorts of music. I find it hard to select myself down into a particular genre. Let's just say, I find most modern country hard to bear.
You Are Stormy.Being you is like waking up in a theme park every
day and doing the stuff you do is like riding
rides. Everything is cool, except when things
don't go your way. Then it sucks. But mostly
it's wicked awesome. Porno, hamburgers, pogo
sticks, whatever. It's all great.

Which Sealab Character Are You?
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Julia --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

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Movies:

Yay, Movies!

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"
A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

This is SOOOOO true! I DID have a total crush on this guy! I used to love watching the cartoon on Friday's and I would pretend he was my boyfriend.... wow, the extent of my pathetic-ness showed itself at an early age....
You are most attracted to Link

You like the brave and heroic kind and who doesn't? You would switch places with Zelda anyday.

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Television:

Arrested Development, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Deadwood, Nip/Tuck, Sealab 2021, King of the Hill, and moreAnd now for some Japanese TV: Kimi wa petto, Pride, fukigen na jiin, good luck, love and fight, ace o nerae
Gummy Bears
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute. What Kind of Candy Are You?
You are a full house

You are friendly and outgoing. Whenever you go to a party, you are anything but the wall flower. You also have a lot of luck and can bluff fairly well (at least while playing with your buddies).

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Books:

Pride and Prejudice (or any Jane Austen, that is), Terry Pratchet, Brett Easton Ellis, damn this is gonna take too long
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
Julia's sexual nickname:

"Love muffins"

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Heroes:

uhm.. Katie? And Brie. Gary Busey.

You Should Date A Japanese Guy!
You're an interesting blend of traditonal and modern
And a Japanese guy is likely to be on your wavelength
Maybe you'll show your love by dying your hair the same color
Or get married in a traditional white kimono! Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?
You should make love to soul

You like to groove, slow and steady. Throw on the James Brown and let the atmosphere envelop your lovemaking.

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My Blog

Ya know what’s really weird?

So, I was walking behind a couple ladies on my way to the water fountain right when I got into work today....One of them smelled like the doggie cologne I have for Pip.....It was eerie.That's all.Seri...
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:04:00 PST

I danced on a table.

I am now an Apple Employee. My permanent position starts Monday, and I will have insurance immediately - including dental! I've never had dental...To celebrate, I went to the Beauty Bar Thursday wit...
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

So, rationally, I know it could always be worse... But deep down in my heart..

Sooooo, my lease is up on the 31st. It appears to be impossible to find a place for four/three people to live that doesn't suck. We were told by our first realtor two months ago that we ha...
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:58:00 PST

If you put them on display, you have no right to complain when people stare.

Okay, so I stop at Walgreen's before work this Sunday morning, which is actually my Monday morning. I have had one of the worst weekends, ever. I had trouble sleeping last night, and I woke up early...
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:52:00 PST

intake deep breath

FUCK EVERYTHING!that's all
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

8 AM - Question: Why am I awake?

Answer: I have no fucking clue, but it hurts. :( No, I wasn't drinking. Screw this.
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST

Oooh, baby, that's uh-what I like.

I don't know if anyone will get the Big Bopper reference, but if no one does, then it just sounds dirty. And I'm okay with that. Ya know what I like?Jilly and Bateman. They are just super great.Ya k...
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

"My friend is like in love with you. He was in the bathroom, holding his penis...."

There's nothing more charming to a girl than hearing those words. EXCEPT, maybe, for when one of these other guys puts his scarf around your neck. I love to feel like I'm being choked by a compl...
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:45:00 PST

Wait for it... Waaaaait for it....

Here it cooomes.... I HATE THE ECONO LODGE. That's all I got. :) Cuddle hugs for everyone.
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:47:00 PST

OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS

It's ten thirty and everyone is probably already having a good time at the party and i'm stuck in the econolodge until midnight and then i have to go and change and put pip in his costume and when i g...
Posted by I have a filthy mouth. on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST