Blackbeard's Delight - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm from Texas. Don't fuck with me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Retards, Larry the Lughead, Jimmy Dong the Human Blockhead and...

Music:

80's, new wave, portishead, blonde redhead, kraftwerk, miss kittin and the hacker, gary numan, chicks on speed, L7, devo, front 242, tori amos, morrissey, the smiths, fischerspooner, erykah badu, beth gibbons, the postal service, cocteau twins, numbers, erase errata, tonya donnelly, the pixies, keane, bjork, pet shop boys, new order, telefon tel aviv, trespassers william, prince, michael jackson, the cure, peter schilling, the cars, flock of seagulls, iron maiden, judas priest, ratt, dokken, david bowie (toey), the weather girls

Movies:

Fantastic Planet, Jawbreaker, Polyester, Desperate Living, Female Trouble, Showgirls, Flash Gordon, Revenge of the Nerds parts 1 and 2, Midnight Madness, Airplane, The Last American Virgin, Ridicule, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, House of Yes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Friday the 13th

Heroes:

..but most of all Eric

My Blog

My 32 year old dirty secret.

So against the backdrop of my 32nd birthday, I, Dino Cisneros have a dirty secret. It's something that's been haunting me ever since I was a kid. It's something almost shameful. I didn't know how t...
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:53:00 PST

I want...

So I work in a corporate building. It's pretty nice. And from time to time I must frequent the bathroom stalls. I've become increasingly paranoid. I was doing my business the o...
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

For Sale: Bear good with numbers

So this is my last week at my job. I can't say that I'm sad about it either. I've lived long enough to know that things happen for a reason. My guess is that I'm gonna find a really ...
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

I’m fucked.

I have insomnia. I was prescribed Rozerem. I took twice the recommended dose 3 hours ago. Why am I still up?!
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:35:00 PST

Thank you

I'd like to take the time to extend a thank you to everyone on my friends list for having good genetic makeup and not being hideously deformed or gnarled looking. Love, Dino.
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST

Spot my blog.

http://fatfag.blogspot.com/ My new found insomnia has inspired me....bookmark it, love it, read it!
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:32:00 PST

Older and wiser..

So in about an hour, it will officially be my birth day. I will be 31 when I wake up. Or at least that's why my MySpace profile will say. So in honor of this event I'll give a bit of...
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

I'm scared.

I think people throw the phrase out too loosely. It's one of the most lamest of excuses. "I was too scared to try that..." "I was too scared to tell you..." You might as well j...
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST

Don't you hate it...

When unexpected shit just happens. It turns out that my company has decided to move part of it's operations to Dallas. And guess whose part that would be? Mine, of course... I've lived in ...
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

If you missed it last night...

Then you really suck...and not only that, you missed out on a good time. And yes, this is Sean Lennon and a very drunk me...
Posted by Blackbeard's Delight on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST