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chioma

Born to run

About Me

one paper wrapped prawn short of a dumpling...Chioma finds talking about herself in the third person amusing, but not as amusing as when an old man dropped his umbrella one day and took so long trying to pick it up that a bus ran over it. Then she felt guilty... that she'd been watching the scene unfold instead of helping him - and like all those old wives tales warned in her childhood - she froze that way: guilt ridden for the rest of her days...Poetry is the way in which she exorcises this guilt from time to time - until someone convinced her she could sing and suggested she try putting some poetry down to music. So she did, and this is some of what manifested. (The rest are songs she's still too unconvinced about to upload, two novels she's trying her darndest to pitch, and a whole heap of vitriol-fuelled wit to split both your sides and tear you a new one...)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/20/2003
Band Members: Me myself and I.... but everyone's welcome
Influences: Life, love, lack of love life, a lacklustre love life....and everything in between
Sounds Like: ...a whole heap of people really depending on who you know/listen to... here's who i've had so far: me'shell joan armatrading tracy chapman morcheeba nina simonethere were some others but obviously i didn't rate them enough to commit them to memory..my personal opinion? i'd go with joan armatrading
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Further rules of engagement

Since it is taking FAR TOO LONG to screen every request coming through - and some of you are FREAKS - in addition to if your page crashes my computer or takes three days to upload - if . You are in va...
Posted by chioma on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

Time/ Space conundrum

It's simple: If your page takes ages to upload or your shit graphics crash my computer - your friendship is denied!!! My God - I've passed stones quicker than the time it takes for some of your pages ...
Posted by chioma on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST

Finding Lallo

One minute Lallo was there and the next he wasn't.  It was as simple as this.  Not that  because that is never as simple as it seems, but this is usually easier to navigate.    A...
Posted by chioma on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

LOVELY BONES COLLECTORS

At first glance you're hard to locate Keeping all the jelly out of your top 8 But on closer inspection It's easy to see You're a bone collector But you won't collect me   Trawling the internet Fo...
Posted by chioma on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:20:00 PST

Enough already!!

There ain't room enough in MYSPACE for YOURSPACE !! I am so sick of people advertising in my comment section under the guise of some psuedo friendship we don't have! I don't mind a heads up every now ...
Posted by chioma on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:17:00 PST

I'd rather lick Meatloaf's eyeball than....

Hey good people who read blogs... I can hardly contain myself with this one... If only my waistline was as slim as the pickings on Myspace!! Yes, another poet laureate has requested my friendship.&nbs...
Posted by chioma on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:25:00 PST

Name and Shame

I can't even be bothered to write anything witty to preface this blog or to say I am bemused or bewildered about who sends me messages blah blah... I'd just like you to read the message I received thi...
Posted by chioma on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST

Private profiles

Not that anyone cares but I just thought I'd officially declare that I don't accept private profiles - it's a blanket rule - no matter how cute your photo is... I don't really understand why you would...
Posted by chioma on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

The numbers don't lie...

Nope, I ain't talking about Lost - (although I could cos I am hooked like my Agent Provocateur bra strap...) I'm talking Myspace - and in particular some people's pages... Now I have a lot of tim...
Posted by chioma on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

I AM NOT HERE FOR A RELATIONSHIP!!! +

Please help me - but where oh where on my MUSIC PAGE does it say that I am here looking for a life partner??? As far as I know there is no encryted message in my poetry, and if you scratch your c...
Posted by chioma on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:18:00 PST