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Kitty Von Danzig

Don't make me kick you in the ovaries...

About Me

And now for something a little different "Sæuðr Bonemangler (Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Sæuðr Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving."That's me.

My Interests

Metal, Metal an' more metal,Bikes,Rune Reading,Urban Decay cosmetics,cooking,drinking, butchering band t shirts, playing bass,wearing big boots and professional werewolf wrangling, motorsports and wrestling ( you all love it really) I blame American Wrestling entirely for starting me off on men with long hair.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that will help lead the charge against purveyors of False Metal.A werewolf who I could feed ice cream to. James Hetfield,Dave Mustaine, The Undertaker and Simon Pegg. And Dimebag again to apologise for my behaviour last time! Bruce Dickinson to catch up on the gossip.

Music:

Proper Metal and most of it's guises, Thrash,Grind,Death, all of it except Black 'cos it sounds like wasps in a biscuit tin to me. I like good old fashioned Rock with a Southern fried edge.

Movies:

Most stuff, but not so good on the horror.I'm much more into my music

Television:

If you mean dvds...(none of that reality TV brain rotting stuff)American Chopper,Family Guy, Spaced, Black Books, Green Wing, Scrubs,Monster Garage,TopGear, more Spaced and more Black Books,Billy Connolly, Eddie Izzard, Bottom, The Young Ones, Rik and Ade,( all Comic Strip stuff esp BAD NEWS) Ross Noble, Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran

Books:

How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson. You should all read it. The Tim Severin Viking series, and I've started on FoxMask by Juliette Mariller. Anything by Terry Pratchett and Robert Rankin. Anything to do with Celtic and Norse mythology.

Heroes:

Dimebag Darrell,Bruce Dickinson, James Hetfield,Robb Flynn,Jason Newsted, The Undertaker and Henry Rollins.

My Blog

Thankyou

Now I'm getting  better and am at home I wanted to say thanks to you guys for your kind texts and messages via Scott :) You all cheered me up and made me feel a heap better.   And ...
Posted by Kitty Von Danzig on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST

Wait for sleep

Standing by the windowEyes upon the moonHoping that the memorywill leave her spirit soonShe shuts the doors and lightsAnd lays her body on the bedWhere images and words arerunning deepShe has too much...
Posted by Kitty Von Danzig on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST