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BEEF

And there, in the lush green valley, was BEEF

About Me

BEEF did not create nor does he manage his myspace...but BEEF will still smash anyone who does not take this page seriously. Smashing may include the act of smash, and/or the act of clubbing/crushing.

You Are a Daisy
You see the world with an artist's eye.
Finding beauty is easy for you - even in the dullest of moments.
You notice all of the colors of the world, from fresh grass to sunsets.
You are a total optimist and hedonist. You love to drink life in. What Flower Are You?
Your Hat Personality Is A
Cloche Hat What Hat Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BEEF will roam the world to find others like BEEF. BEEF has not yet chosen a mate. BEEF will smash anyone in BEEF's way.

Music:

BEEF likes tribal drum beat. BEEF will dance for those who chant his name.

Movies:

BEEF crushes VHS tapes and DVDs with fist.

Television:

BEEF does not like television. BEEF is sick of being videotaped.
BEEF was dissatisfied with the Discovery Channel documentary "BEEF: Merely An Ape, Or The Supreme Being?" because BEEF feels it cast BEEF in an unglorified manner, disgraced the validity of the BEEF Holy Manuscripts, plus it revealed sacred "hot spots" of where BEEF sightings may be plentiful...

Books:

Thine Oath To BEEF, BEEF and Nature are One, Heed to BEEF's Beckoning Call, O Come O Beef I Rejoice To Thee Beef

Heroes:

My wonderful younger sis, Jeana. :)