bitches love me cuz they know that i can ROCK
bitches love me cuz they know that i can RHYME
bitches love me cuz they know that i can FUCK
bitches love me cuz they know that im ON TIME
im a really shitty dancer.
at all times, i'm either eating or suppressing the urge to eat.
i have significantly less friends than most people.
i have significantly more close friends than most people.
i like to go to nice restaurants for lunch because i like good food, hate crowds, and never have money.
i'm trying really hard to stop cursing so fucking much.
i enjoy many varieties of dissonance
reliable drug dealers
it would save time to list things i DON'T like
an effort to curb compulsive updates
since 1.21.07
People hate my taste in movies--I never cared.
ben makes the cutest faces. this works for me on way more levels than i'm comfortable with.
catcher in the rye, 1984, choke
if the davinci code is your favorite book, you need to read more
current: The Sexual Spectrum by Olive Skene Johnson