Candace. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

my name is candace... i'm mostly just boring really... seriously.. i like to knit and make clothes.... i like to say random things..

AIM = candaceiscooler
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net.. jesus christ had dreads, so shake 'em. i ain't got none, but i'm plannin' on growin' some.
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My Interests

movies, music, clothes, knitting, french, art, and good FRIENDS... that's all i can think of for now...

I'd like to meet:

i'm going to be a superspy someday and so i guess it would be good to meet other spies... also, i guess, someone cool... and luke wilson, conan o'brien, damien rice, jenny lewis, jon favreau, steve carrell, will ferrell, wes anderson, amy sedaris, ian mckellen, and vince vaughn... width="425" height="350" ..this is so funny...

Music:

Alkaline Trio, The Arcade Fire, At The Drive In, Badly Drawn Boy, The Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Blur, Boston, Brand New, Brian Setzer, The Clash, Coldplay, The Cure, Dandy Warhols, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, The Doors, Doves, Elliott Smith, Elvis Costello, Face To Face, Finch, The Flaming Lips, Foreigner, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, Get Up Kids, Grandaddy, Incubus, Jenny Lewis, Jets To Brazil, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Jack Johnson, Journey, The Juliana Theory, Kansas, Led Zepplin, Live, Loquat, Madness, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Muse, MxPx, No Motiv, Phantom Planet, The Pixies, Portishead, The Postal Service, Radiohead, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Damien Rice, The Rocking Horse Winner, Save Ferris, Saves The Day, Sigur Ros, Sliversun Pickups, Spacehog, The Specials, Stellastarr*, Stray Cats, Straylight Run, The Strokes, Supergrass, Taking Back Sunday, Tiger Army, The Toasters, The Used, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellowcard.... whatever, I can't think of anymore, but you get the idea.

Movies:

So many to choose from.... I love Amelie. American Beauty. American History X. Army of Darkness. Big Fish. The Big Lebowski. Boondock Saints. Borat. Bottle Rocket. A Clockwork Orange. Clueless. Dead Alive. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Eurotrip. Evil Dead. Evil Dead 2. The Fifth Element. Fight Club. A Fish Called Wanda. Garden State. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Igby Goes Down. John Hughes films. Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Lock Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels. Mallrats. Memento. The Million Dollar Hotel. Monty Python films--- ie, Holy Grail, Life of Brian, & Meaning of Life. Old School. PCU. Punch Drunk Love. Quentin Tarantino films. Road Trip. The Royal Tenenbaums. Rushmore. Seven. Shaun of the Dead. Sin City. Snatch. Super Troopers. 10 Things I Hate About You. Tim Burton films. 28 Days Later. The Usual Suspects. The Wedding Singer.

Television:

Law&Order, CSI, Gilmore Girls, Weeds, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, ER, Scrubs, Conan O'Brien...

Books:

anything by chuck palahniuk, frank mccourt, hunter s. thompson, augusten burroughs, david sedaris, and dr. seuss

Heroes:

my dad, my grandparents, my mom, and other people that i admire...

My Blog

fuck you aurora

My, my what a mess we've made Of our pretty little heads these days. It appears a heavy wind's blown through here recently. Best wishes have been made for you. You never had no say it's true. You have...
Posted by Candace. on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:44:00 PST

pity party...

WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!ok... i know i shouldn't, but it's ok to cry for yourself every now and again, right?maybe this is my year to be shitty.. wait, is every year my year to be made of shit? my years don't...
Posted by Candace. on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

motion picture soundtrack

The Soundtrack of My Life.. Enjoy!So, here;s how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press Play4. For every question, type the song that's pl...
Posted by Candace. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

it's against the odds, but that's what i have to face...

How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh You're the only one who really knew me at all How can you just walk away from...
Posted by Candace. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

there's nothing better in life than a good ol' fashioned plum. wise beyond it's years...

seriously, they are delicious. sweet, succulent. and also, pluots are very tasty as well. a hybrid of the plum and apricot, they are delectable. i think i might be crazy. but that's ok because fruit i...
Posted by Candace. on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

someday you'll understand that everything is A-OK....

so, yeah... i really wish my life were going in a different direction. i don't like not knowing where i'm going... i don't like not getting there soon. i need to focus. i need direction. i need a sens...
Posted by Candace. on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST

shalom...

OK, so I know this might seem random from me, but I get these religious e-mails, well, Jewish e-mails, to be exact, and I like to read them because when I'm feeling down, they give me hope. The title ...
Posted by Candace. on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST

all in a day's work... (pictures) ((and STYX!!))

i had my camera in my purse and decided to take some pictures at work yesterday. i thought they turned out very nice. very nice indeed. let's take a look-see.. first, we'll start off with me, be...
Posted by Candace. on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:55:00 PST

Stockton is a son of a bitch.

I HATE STOCKTON! PEOPLE ARE PIECES OF SHIT. SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY CAR LAST NIGHT. THEY STOLE MY STEREO AND ALL MY CDS. NOT TO MENTION MY UMBRELLA THAT WAS IN MY TRUNK. THEY TORE UP MY ENTIRE DASHBO...
Posted by Candace. on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:41:00 PST

you're not happy, but you're funny, and i'm trippin' over my joy...

not that anyone will read this, but i just thought i'd write that life is good. the weather is great, getting hot, but still nice. i love my friends. you guys are fun and make me laugh constantly. tha...
Posted by Candace. on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:43:00 PST