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Ryan

dustymeerkatballs

About Me

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My Interests

Penis Jokes, Petroleum, Pagoda Taint Explosions, PBR, Phytoplankton, Professor Brothers, Parties where all the Pretty ladies wear mustaches, Plato, Peckinpah, George Michael Bluth, PADI Scuba certification, Penis Jokes and Potter comma Harry.

I'd like to meet:


CNBC MarketWrap's Margaret Brennan.
No Brain Fucklers, no lawn-bats, no muggles.

Music:

Kenny Winker, Babycakes, Relentless, X2C, Pipelayer, Pressure, Satisfaktion. Listen to your Mother .

Movies:

Birthday cards

Television:

Planet Earth, Planeta Tierra, La Terre De Planète, Planet Masse, Terra Del Pianeta, Dirty Jobs, How It Works, etc.

Books:

Suffice to say I've got the body of a heavy reader.

Heroes:


My Blog

I realize that I don't have good taste in anything,

and I'm just going to run with it.Do YOU want this??...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:47:00 PST

Sleep deprivation and alternative forms of energy.

In the tube of a wave made of final exams riding a surfboard made of Brooklyn Lager, perfect weather.Could barrel out naked and windswept, rock and roll hands, a champion - could kibble to bits and a ...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

Ray Anderson, hero.

Ray Anderson, CEO of the world's largest carpet manufacturing corporation and former polluter.Read a few books, admitted mistakes(!), turned a new leaf. Literally. Against heavy resistance from his bo...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:51:00 PST

Love

Its Spring. Love is in the air....What a lameass...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:43:00 PST

Powerbombz

I google-image searched my name, and got some pretty interesting results. Let me share them with you...This is the one and only image I found of myself, the true Ryan WoodHere's Ryan Wood the horsebac...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST