KoJo - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a starbux barista and I push buttons for a living. I don't understand why other baristas hate Starbux ones, I just think they're jealous because our expresso machnes are way faster than their slow ass ones. Things that make me go ape shit/bananas: when people try to prove me wrong just because thy're smarter and have a point, or when people ask me if I was in Planet of the Apes. OOOOOH I hate that. And I'm NOT related to Curious George.

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My Interests

Bananas, fleas and gnats, swinging from trees, the old King Kong movies, that babe with the note pad from Gorillas in the mist, ummm...republicans and other people who like starbux.

I'd like to meet:

My brother George Bush, ever since he became president he's been a real stranger. We miss him at the flea-picking festivals. No one could throw feces like he could; and with his MOUTH too! Sexy babes, especially trashy ones from Enumclaw(those lucky horses).
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Music:

congo drums

Movies:

Jumanji, Every Which Way But Loose

Television:

Friends,

Books:

Monkey business

Heroes:

King Kong, George Bush and all his fine representatives.