ok so i'm Satan. my background history don't matter now. what matters is what i'm gonna do now. take over the world, maybe by writing musicals. well i know all the big guys in chistianity, jesus, god, that holy spirit fella. some of those angels are pretty dope too. i smoke up with the jc every once in a while, but he's kind of a dandy pussy whipped bitch. no offence jesus ;) god's just a plain bastard, so selfish and a little insane, but whatever. i told him off and he gave me a job to trick people into having fun aka going against him and its all been a bit of a blur since than, lots of sex drugs and alcohol. oh look at me told ya i didn't wanna get into my history and i'm goin on and on. anyways the holy spirit is some crazed ghost that possesses people, he's the guy all those exorcist movies are writen about. me i'm just an 'fallen angel' caught in the middle, looking to have a good time. if you are too gimme a ring.
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