I'd like to meet:
Airport security.
Music:
Theoretical Girls.Moby Grape, New Tweedy Bros, Gosdin Bros, Chambers Bros, Tight Bros From Way Back When, PPSH "Dead Punks on the Roof", Corrupted, Bob Dylan, Forced Reality, Slap Shot, Discharge (and yet) the Dropkick Murphys.
Movies:
V FOR VENDETTA. Anything with animals. Hong Kong swords & sorcery movies. Drunken Master II. Be Here to Love Me, Hostel, Evil Dead, the Ballad of Cable Hogue.
Television:
TV Funhouse.
Books:
Shlomo Izre'el, Canaano-Akkadian; Michael Chabon, The Yiddish Policeman's Union;David Graeber, Fragments of an Anarchist Anthropology; Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in America; Michel Foucault, "Omnes et Singulatim"; Midrash, mysticism; von Clausewitz, On War; anything where people nearly die on a mountain but then crawl out with a broken leg; any John Krakauer, John Muir. Deuteronomy; Song of Songs. Ismail Kadare, The Palace of Dreams.
Heroes:
Maurice Herzog, Randy California, My mom, Wendy Doniger, Marcel Mauss.