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janice

Fabulous tantrums? would get you what you want.

About Me

If I had but one tattoo, it would say tomfordlivesforever. Tragedy, that. ^Would like to learn the art of distinguishing "on sale" loosely translated does not mean "absolutely necessary". ^One word: KiefferSutherland. Yeah!!!

My Interests

miniskirts. catherine malandrino. trashy novels. mushy pancakes. 24. sunday paper. trench coat with nothing underneath. stillettos. chocolate. cake. chocolate cake. baby powder. zac posen. debauchery. david duchovny. coffee. dimples. reading. painting. rainy weekends. muay thai addict. sleeping till 3. dancing till 4. still dancing. still dancing. lance armstrong. under the covers kisses. plunging necklines. ugg boots. late nights. scotch. avocado and milk. manolos. how you doin's. drunken talks. sunrise. sunsets.I voraciously read everything in sight. Romance novels, magazines, mystery books, forensics. On Sunday mornings, nothing is safe. Everything gets read, breakfast cereal boxes, real estate ads. One time when I was desperate, even read the obituaries on backs of pancake mixes. Interesting things one learns, early Sunday mornings when your neighbor steals your freakin newspaper! Want to know who invented stillettos. Overdue for long, loud, wet kisses. Mhwah! Not a morning person. Facetime with the Dalai Lama and only given one chance on a question, would ask the secret on how the f%c@ to get up in the morning.

I'd like to meet:

cool, sarcastically funny, kickass people. You're clever and wicked in so many ways. I'd love to meet fellow hula sisters and brothers. Would also like to talk to business owners and mayhaps share business war stories, walk the trenches together. It would be the ultimate to meet old classmates from back home (Philippines). As for specific peeps: Herb Caen, my soulmate. Kieffer Sutherland, my lovah. Gavin Newsom, to re-style his helmet head (what is up with that, you think?)

Music:

loves hawaiian music, loves Jack Johnson's funny face whilst singing, Britney makes me want to strip, no fail (why is that?) loves country though will never admit to it in front of cool people.

Movies:

Greenfingers with Clive Owen is truly touching. Watched Love, Actually to death. Fell in love with Hellboy. Everything with Kieffer.

Television:

Debilitating addiction to Tony Almeida. CSI Las Vegas (especially good while eating dinner), Veronica Mars rocks!! Cried when Angel was cancelled. Cried when Buffy finally boinked Spike. Cried when Jack Bauer was tortured. In love with doctor Grey in Grey's Anatomy. In love with Krista Allen in everything.

Books:

Everything written by Dick Francis, the main reason sleep is only 4 hours for me, eyebags gallore, ugh! every little dots, every little blurb in Herb Caen's head.

Heroes:

Marcel.

My Blog

Yet another Kiefer story.

Congratulations, Kiefer for winning your first Emmy for Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series!  About darn time too, after soooo many nominations!  Not that I was counting (nine)....
Posted by janice on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST

A short story for you.

Just a few years ago, I was in a remote province thousand of miles away.  In a little town that no one has ever heard of.  A thirld world country with unpaved roads, no runnin...
Posted by janice on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:08:00 PST

Scotch - induced ramblings.

What is it about five o'clock shadows I find utterly irresistable?  Running my fingers through his hair, rough hands, gruff voice, devil's grin.  Room's getting steamy, sultry, sin city...
Posted by janice on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:42:00 PST

20 Reasons Why You Should Date A Dancer

20 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE A DANCER 1. Flexibility.. imagine the possibilities! 2. We look delicate and fragile...but aren't 3. We don't mind gettin' hot and sweaty 4. After a quick intermission, ...
Posted by janice on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:51:00 PST

Wigglin' Your Hips Hawaiian-style

Aloha kakou, How's everyone?  Wanted to drop a little note to invite you folks to my side of the hood this Thursday night, Sep 15th.  Couple of hula sisters and I are dancing around 9:...
Posted by janice on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 09:41:00 PST