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Tony Majestic

Bitch is the funniest cuss word.

About Me

Still in shock that Kamala, the Ugandan Giant put out a CD. I'm not going to be right in the head for a while.

My Interests

Creating the non-sensical screeds I have posted in my blog. I swear, one day someone's going to read them.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever told DMX that it was a good idea to make yet another comeback. And people who rank high on the unintentional comedy scale, like that French guy who headbutted the Italian in the chest or the baseball player who threw the bat at the umpire.

Music:

I like music that sounds like it wasn't created by mandates from the marketing department.

Movies:

As long as Uwe Boll, Paul W.S. Anderson, or Jon Peters weren't involved, I'm good.

Television:

Scrubs. Dammit, that show is like crack to me.

Books:

Can I list the stack of unfinished ones on my bookshelf?

Heroes:

JD and Turk, Blue Beetle and Booster Gold, Triple H and Shawn Michaels, Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley, Jay and Silent Bob.

My Blog

A short missive about the Hate Crime Bill

There are people out there who are against the changes to the Hate Crime bill that add gay people to this list of people who fall under its protection. They claim that it infringes on their right to o...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:17:00 PST

Keep Snitching

Please&snitch more.Maybe it's just me, but I've never understood the "Stop Snitching" Movement. So, you're telling me that if a person commits a crime right in front of me, I shouldn't help that perso...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

The Moron Lexicon: Unconscious Racism

(this is at least a couple of months old. Just bear with me.)A new term has come to my attention that describes the supposed unintentional bigotry by people who don't know that they're doing it. It's ...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

Prayer is NOT the answer

(written a couple of days after the VT shootings...I know it's dated now)Okay, maybe that's a bit extreme.But, in the wake of the Virginia Tech massacre, the bible-thumpers have been out in force. I d...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Friends Don't Let Friends Do Dumb Shit

Michael Vick has thrown his friends and family members under the bus over this dog-fighting stuff happening on property that he owns. Niggas everywhere are thinking (most likely, I assume, because I d...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

NBA Referees or Whiny Little Girls?

I had just turned the game on in time to see Duncan's initial reaction to getting his second technical.    Joey Crawford, a veteran NBA official, felt that Duncan had "shown him up," and ...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:57:00 PST

Why you can't call us "nigger."

Really, I don't see what's so hard about this.   With Don Imus making his racial joke, the discussion turns, like it always does, to what's acceptable to be said in this country.  And lik...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

The Slavery Bill

I know I'm a little late with this, but get over it.  When it wrote it, it was still current.  This could be a trend for a little while.    Okay, so black Congressmen in Georgia w...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

A Requiem for Barbaro

With all the emotion that one would use for, oh, say...a human, ESPN announced today that Barbaro was euthanized this morning. Barbaro is a horse.  This was actually breaking news.  They c...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

I Can't Believe I Rented It: Superman Returns

The following might be offensive to gay people.  Just know that it's nothing against you, I really just don't like Bryan Singer.  That is all.   "I didn't know it were possible for one ...
Posted by Tony Majestic on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:49:00 PST